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25 Things That Happened In "Bratz: The Movie" That Make No Sense Now I'm An Adult

I still don't really know what Bratitude is.

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1. Why are the titles in comic sans? Did an 11-year-old design this?

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2. The girls just wake up looking like they're ready for a night out.

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3. Cloe layers her pyjamas. That seems unnecessarily warm and restrictive to sleep in.

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4. Jade has a secret wardrobe that is actually ginormous but her parents don't know about it. How did her parents buy this house but not know about her wardrobe?

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5. And this huddle is not covering Jade getting changed at all. The whole school definitely sees her naked.

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6. Meredith insists that there are 48 distinct cliques. There are not.

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7. She doesn't even try to describe 48 cliques.

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8. How can someone actually get away with speaking to her dad/principal like this with NO repercussions? Wow.

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9. Jade's experiment does not even try to be accurate or look real, but it is impressive.

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10. And Jade should really be tying her hair up for these experiments. Lab health and safety rules are important for a reason.

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11. Why doesn't Sasha's dad, a grown man, know how to use a toaster?

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12. What four-way video messaging service are they using? I need it.

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13. This seems like a highly unnecessary and dangerous goal for football tryouts when she's clearly already proven herself as a good football player.

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14. Dylan and his teacher have the most interesting storyline. They need their own film.

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15. This portion size of spaghetti is ridiculously large.

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16. This is seriously an impressive talent that should have won the talent show tbh.

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17. Who are these children and why did the Bratz kidnap them?

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18. There is no way that they turned these clown outfits into these little Moulin Rouge numbers in such a short amount of time.

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19. Who taught Meredith this dance move?

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20. This song is an absolute bop and the Bratz were wrong for not liking it.

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21. This was not an embarrassing moment. Am I really supposed to believe that no one in this school has ever worn a face mask and danced around?

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22. In this film the only way the girls can talk to boys is by bumping into them and spilling food over them, apparently.

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23. Meredith would be quite the social influencer if this was real. I can really imagine her being YouTube famous in 2017.

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24. Literally none of the lyrics in this song make sense.

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25. And to be totally honest, it's 10 years later and I still don't know what Bratitude is.

But I somehow know I want Bratitude.
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But I somehow know I want Bratitude.