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Which "Summer Heights High" Character Are You?

Don't you freaking dare take this quiz if you're a year 7.

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  1. Drama
    Dance
    I hate school.
  2. "I’m known for my very heightened sense of smell."
    "I'm a wicked break dancer."
    "I'm fucking hot."
  3. "I've had eleven actual boyfriends, and I've pashed like 135 guys."
    "The theatre is my life, but I often think about what it would be like if my computer fell in love with me."
    "I hate girls, they're always on their period."
  4. "Why don't you go fuck yourself you public school bitch."
    "You're a fucking ranga and a fat one."
    "You're a walrus and i'm glad that I've reinforced the stage or you might have fallen through."
  5. <i>Sex and The City</i>
    Via HBO
    Sex and The City
    Via HBO
    <i>Jackass</i>
    Via MTV
    Jackass
    Via MTV
    <i>The Simple Life</i>
    Via FOX
    The Simple Life
    Via FOX
  6. Myself.
    Judy Garland.
    Eminem.
  7. I'm beautiful but also so so caring I do so much charity work, I just want to change the world.
    I'm not good at shit.
    I'm a triple threat, really I am beyond talented.
  8. New York
    Via Thinkstock
    New York
    Via Thinkstock
    Paris
    Via Thinkstock
    Paris
    Via Thinkstock
    Ibiza
    Via Thinkstock
    Ibiza
    Via Thinkstock
  9. I planned the formal so that all the money would go to charity. I’m super charitable.
    I regularly tell the kids I teach not to take drugs, if only they'd listen.
    I don't know, I teach the boys how to dance I guess.
  10. The ability to read minds
    Teleportation
    The ability to fly
  11. I want to be able to read, like Harry Potter and shit.
    I see myself starring in Hamilton.
    I'll probably be married to John Mayer and have my own TV special saving all the underprivileged kids, they need me

Which "Summer Heights High" Character Are You?

You got: Ja'mie King

You're a private school girl just trying to do your best amongst a "bunch of povos". You've cemented your status as the most popular girl in school by bagging a hot boyfriend. You're ridiculously giving, you're always raising money for charity and showing everyone your amazing choreography in school assemblies. OMG you're so freaking quiche.

Ja'mie King
ABC
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You got: Mr G

You're everyone's favourite director of performing arts. You've been gifted with true talent and you've dedicated your life to the kids aiming to "teach them to dare to dream, and to bring into their lives a little bit of magic." Celine is your life and you'd do anything for her. All you're trying to do is bring gritty musicals to a high school gym, yet no one understands your art.

Mr G
ABC
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You got: Jonah Takalua

You have the sickest tag in the whole of Australia, dicktation is a real artistic statement. You could be super clever if you wanted to and could read if you tried, but you have other things to do. You're the best dancer in Year 8, and everyone else just needs to deal with it.

Jonah Takalua
ABC
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