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    22 Of The Funniest Scottish Tweets Of 2018 (So Far)

    *Applies for Scottish citizenship right away*

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    See when u get a parcel delivered n the guy asks u to sign his wee phone thing, Ye could actual draw a ragin boaby… https://t.co/ojvQbmozVl

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    How’s it cute for a wean tae have a bath in the sink but when a dae it am “too big” or “floodin the place” get tae fuck a hate ma family

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    house currently in uproar as it would seem the dug’s back on the gear. mum’s in tears, we’re all worried sick

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    Never forget the time a was at a gaff with my pals n one of them disappeared upstairs with a boy for lit 45 mins n… https://t.co/eEii4aRSn0

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    When ma maw doesny hear wit somebody says she just makes up mad random shit instead a just saying wit ? Like a shou… https://t.co/2hyYngsrsC

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    when ur dancing on the ceiling

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    My nephew was fighting the day at school n the teacher was like why did u do that n he goes “ my auntie told me to… https://t.co/8SecVYKpei

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    Am in tears at Cummings’ dugs Instagram 😂

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    My maws actual more concerned wae my work than me, when u working next? U working tomorrow? Time u start? U driving… https://t.co/dmsMs5ArqC

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    Ma Dad said he was away to walk the dug and av just got a Snapchat eh him sitting in the pub wi the dug hahahahaha

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    Is it just ma maw that tells me some ae her gossip and then says “dinny you go telling anyone that.” As if am gonna… https://t.co/RFG5uG5vix

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    A forgot Ma ID n ma Dad drove Aw the way into Glasgow with it :’( heroes don’t wear capes they shag ur maw way no protection

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    When Monday’s are just too much for u😂😂

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    As if a wee old guy fae Glasgow’s main course on Come Dine With Me was called that 😂

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    Told my Gran she needs to write an invite list for her 80th party: “Aye that’s fine son I’ve got the list for my 70… https://t.co/704KABtHNr

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    Absolutely mortified in work asked this boy n girl if they were together as in lit together in the queue and he's l… https://t.co/xyk0mQkLBM

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    When yer sitting on the couch and yer maws hoovering

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    Mind those fucking wee mutants in primary school that used to turn their eyelids inside out

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    a pure 50 shades relationship would get sooo tiring like “u just rolled ur eyes at me, time for a spanking 😏😏’ n ur… https://t.co/8Lnv8jcxmE