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    Updated on Sep 29, 2018. Posted on Sep 29, 2018

    If You Missed These 29 Hilarious British Tweets, Fix That Immediately

    "Me: Do you have the Harry Potter audiobook? DJ: No"

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    I knew I was gay when I was at a girl's sleepover aged 8, and one of the girls asked me who my celebrity crush was, and I genuinely couldn't think of a man so panicked and said Andrew Lloyd Webber.

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    Tonight at work ID’d a guy and he said ‘alright love I’ll take it as a compliment.’ He was born in 1998

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    My son has parked his bike by this lamppost just about every day for the last year. This morning, this sticker had appeared. Absolutely made our day. People can be so brilliant. Thank you, whoever did it 😊 https://t.co/rYC8jCTD5L

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    My 13-year-old brother has been cast in his school production of Mamma Mia. It’s him and 16 girls. He’s playing all three dads. I’m dead.

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    ‘How’d they let ye in wae a hedgehog’

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    My parents air me like they weren’t gassed bout my arrival for 9 months 🤕

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    me when i see a skinny celebrity eating a burger on social media

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    Me: Do you have the Harry Potter audiobook? DJ: no

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    My dad's birthday card to my mum is fucking monumental.

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    Kat Slater would DIE for an outfit like this https://t.co/oYYy5wC97B

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    Rare photograph of Mariah Carey circa 1990

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    I think the whole nation just died inside 😶😂😂 #ThisMorning

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    i was into the idea of moving out and decorating until i realised a pillow is literally £25

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    If you watch Homes Under the Hammer, you know the music chosen reflects the dialogue. But I didn’t see this one coming. https://t.co/5CI0WNj4yP

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    every episode of Don't Tell The Bride [int. living room in suburbia] BRIDE: please all I want is a normal wedding in a chapel [ext. working class pub] GROOM: I'm going to spend £10,000 on recreating every scene from the movie Flushed Away and not even the power of God can stop me

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    Bart Simpson having a shite next to me

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    Bus driver comes upstairs and starts shouting at the kids and turns to one and goes “your a right fucking idiot ain’t you” and he replies “not what your mom said last night” nice to see the classic still going strong today

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    Today marks a year since I paid nearly £200 to be told my dog was faking struggling to breathe in order to be carried. https://t.co/rGfBKz6FKF

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    student finance: *enters bank account* rent immediately:

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    man had to remove it every couple of seconds to breathe https://t.co/m3RYj1rzCV

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    “Yo” but in a romantic way.

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    Me trying to be cool listening to Eminem in spite of his problematic language.

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    please stop uploading pics of your genitals to our cards it is against our ts and cs

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    Blows my mind how he piped down a whole ass Dragon, top shagger by far https://t.co/UBHwVCtdQj

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    why do we come out the womb aged 0 when we’ve been alive 9 months already like we come out 9 months later so really we’re all 9 months older than what we are does any1 understand me xx

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    so unattractive when birds smoke https://t.co/HpKfwec8s2