21 Reasons Why Tights Should Be Illegal

Tights are leg stranglers that need to be banned.

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6. All of this means you constantly have to buy new tights.

Every single time I have an event to go to I end up in @Primark buying extra tights, destined to end up in my hosiery graveyard. Fact.

9. But even though they're sweat sacks, for some reason in the winter you have to wear two pairs to get anywhere near warm.

Going to have to wear two pairs of tights to work tomorrow, it's so cold ❄❄❄

14. You then have to find a place to hide so you can yank them up in private.

Shoutout to the Primark staff who let me use the changing rooms to sort my tights out 👌👌👌😙

16. It's impossible to put tights on after moisturising.

How hard is it to get tights on when you're just moisturised and you have thighs the size of 2 small countries

19. And when you finally get them on they're always twisted.

Can someone please invent a way of telling if your tights are twisted before getting half way down the road?