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27 Times "Peppa Pig" Was You

Peppa knows the pain of Tinder dating.

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1. When your mum calls and asks why you're not married yet.

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2. When you're at a fancy event and there's free champagne and it's a world away from drinking cheap wine on your own at home.

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3. When you've been stuffing your face but can't come to terms with it so you blame your stuffed animals.

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4. When you don't think you're pregnant but you take a pregnancy test just in case.

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5. When you get an unsolicited dick pic that you know has been photoshopped.

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6. When you're at the club, absolutely smashed, and you're chatting shit to the hottie in the smoking area.

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7. When your friend gets a new boyfriend and you and your other friends get your detective hats on and stalk their social media.

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8. When you're seeing someone and they say they want to see other people.

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9. When you think about your career.

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10. When you come on too strong on Tinder.

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11. When you're trying to get the last dregs out of your bottle of wine because you can't be arsed to go to the corner shop in your pyjamas on a Thursday night, again.

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12. When you think about the current state of politics.

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13. When you're sober AF at a house party and look around to see everyone pairing up but you.

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14. When you try to convince yourself that you don't need a morning shower before work and a wet wipe wash will suffice.

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15. When you friends try to convince you that "everything will work out soon".

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16. When you're on a shit date and all they've done so far is tell you to watch Game Of Thrones.

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17. When you've been hitting the Jaffa Cakes hard but need to prove that you're still at your physical peak.

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18. When you cancel plans and your friends understand and come over instead.

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19. When that obnoxious dick from school won't stop posting about their new job and kids on Facebook.

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20. When you get into a Twitter argument with a men's rights activist.

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21. When you're done with dating and end up in your ex's bed.

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22. When you get chips and mash as sides at Nandos because potatoes are the fucking best.

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23. And when you're still not full and your friend hasn't turned up yet so you decide to order another portion of chips.

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24. When you're off on holiday and you fly over Britain.

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25. When you wake up after a heavy night and try to piece together what even happened last night.

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26. When you're racing someone on your commute but they aren't aware it's a race.

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27. And when.. well... this one needs no explanation.

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