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Literally Just 27 Hilarious Jokes About "Shrek"

Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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2. This completely rational response.

[Stock market crashes] "Oh no, I better check on my investments!" *opens cupboard over top of the sink* [1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]


9. This conspiracy.

[checks window] [locks door] [starts to tweet] shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY

11. This coming of age story.

I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman


17. This touching relationship.

Dad: and what are you thankful for? Me: *gently caresses photo of Shrek under the table* family...

19. This unknown truth.

If you read the Bible backwards it's the script for Shrek 2

20. This meaningful moment.

me: only meaningful lyrics get me fairy god mother from shrek: HIT IT me:


22. This life or death moment.

“My god, it’s the zombie apocalypse. Everyone grab the most critical items and get ready to run” *me holding a Shrek 2 DVD* Way ahead of you