1. This forced smile:
2. This refusal to work:
me: *has a job* me: *sees my name on the schedule*
3. This assimilation:
4. This classic delusion:
5. This extremely accurate cartoon:
6. This downfall:
7. This painfully true voiceover:
8. This clever advice:
9. This giant lie:
10. This absolute classic:
11. This comforting illusion:
12. This typical case of bottling up your feelings:
13. This cat, who is quite frankly denial goals:
14. This refusal to accept time as a construct:
me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago? someone: ...10 years ago my brain:
15. This refusal to let fear surface:
me trying to walk down the street and enjoy the warm weather without thinking about how global warming will kill us… https://t.co/7J5niurKBH
16. This hopeful but ultimately unsuccessful idea:
17. This student who is totally fine:
18. This accurate revision session:
19. This inner monologue:
20. This lie we all tell ourselves:
21. This bank account betrayal:
Account balance: $100.00 Me: *spends $2.91* New account balance: $97.09 Me:
22. This totally normal reaction to bad news:
23. This scientifically accurate workload denial:
