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27 Jokes You'll Find Funny If You've Ever Pooped

"Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there."

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Don't call me a party animal then get upset that I pooped on your carpet.

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*knock knock* "Sir, this is the police, open the door immediately" "But I'm having a poo" "We know sir, the phone box has glass sides"

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Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there.

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I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop.

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"Get your poop in a group" is a childish way of saying "get your shit together" but I prefer my take of "gather the pieces of your feces"

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Her: that's disgusting Me: sorry, I like to poo with the door open sometimes Her: you shouldn't be pooping in the car at all

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Sir, you do not need to moan "oh boy" when you are taking a shit in a public restroom.

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guys whats it called when u poop& think ur guts r just 1 big cancer then u remember u ate beets last night 4 din? wanna know what 2 scream.

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I took a really big poop during school and I whispered "good job" to myself then someone heard me lol

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'Pampers' is a good product name because it implies being able to poop in your disposable underwear is a great luxury

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"Nobody wants to hear about pooping" Actually Mom, I think you'll find that there's an entire social network dedicated to proving you wrong.

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A ninja turdle is when you poop really fast.

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My 4yo just came into the living room, crying, "I don't want Santa to see me when I poo."

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Dentist: Ok, I'm going to start drilling. "Wait! What if I have to poop?" D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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