As/Is·Posted on 30 Jun 201825 Jokes You'll Only Get If Your Hair Is The Most Important Thing In Your Life"'Maybe she's born with it, but most likely she botched it at home' should be my slogan when I colour my own hair."by Cassie SmythBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz *watches Easy Hairstyle tutorial* *burns neck with curling iron* *stabs scalp with bobby pin* *gets hairspray in eyes* *wears hair in ponytail* 08:01 PM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. View this photo on Instagram 3. Al @alllllisun It’s like ... you WANT long hair but short hair is so in and trendy rn. But every time you have short hair you want long hair, and when you have long hair you have this wild desire to just CHOP IT ALL OFF. Anyway, have a good day. 03:33 PM - 15 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. View this photo on Instagram 5. ThisOneSays @ThisOneSayz "Maybe she's born with it, but most likely she botched it at home" should be my slogan when I color my own hair. 06:59 PM - 01 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. View this photo on Instagram 7. leah bullock @leahbullock_8 a tragedy: when your hair-wash cycle doesn't coordinate w/ an event & you overestimate the amount of time in which your hair can last w/o being washed 11:58 AM - 16 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Abbie @AbbieEvansXO Hairdresser: [holding up mirror] what do you think? Me: [horrified] I love it 06:39 PM - 02 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. Olivia Buckland @OliviaDBuck When will Instagram just allow long photos ? Why u making me choose between my hair n shoes 10:25 PM - 11 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 12. leah @gravedwxller today i saw two girls holding their friends hair back because it was very windy and she was trying to eat a donut. i love seeing women support eachother 03:47 PM - 14 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Daisy Marquez @daisymarquez_ I feel like a different person when I curl my hair 02:02 AM - 10 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. 15. k e i t h 🐤🥔 @KeetPotato me: "i taught the dog to bark when someone lies" wife: "i dont care about that, do you like my haircut?" me: [slowly covers the dog's ears] 03:34 PM - 21 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. A Mancino-Williams @Manda_like_wine when u do your hair for brunch and they cancel 01:51 PM - 13 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. jada d @jadadobbins once u put ur hair in a bun there’s no going back until u wash it 07:33 PM - 09 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. ✨ @GlamourGoaIs Me after I get my hair and nails done and only got $1.89 left in my account 11:28 PM - 08 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. View this photo on Instagram 21. ℭ𝔞𝔪 @CameronSayler i am a whore for dry shampoo 05:32 AM - 10 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. View this photo on Instagram 23. Jon @ArfMeasures DENTIST: I need to test how sensitive you are ME: Ok DENTIST: You have a stupid haircut ME *lip starts trembling* DENTIST: I see 07:26 PM - 14 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. View this photo on Instagram 25.