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25 Jokes You'll Only Get If Your Hair Is The Most Important Thing In Your Life

"'Maybe she's born with it, but most likely she botched it at home' should be my slogan when I colour my own hair."

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*watches Easy Hairstyle tutorial* *burns neck with curling iron* *stabs scalp with bobby pin* *gets hairspray in eyes* *wears hair in ponytail*

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It’s like ... you WANT long hair but short hair is so in and trendy rn. But every time you have short hair you want long hair, and when you have long hair you have this wild desire to just CHOP IT ALL OFF. Anyway, have a good day.

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"Maybe she's born with it, but most likely she botched it at home" should be my slogan when I color my own hair.

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a tragedy: when your hair-wash cycle doesn't coordinate w/ an event & you overestimate the amount of time in which your hair can last w/o being washed

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Hairdresser: [holding up mirror] what do you think? Me: [horrified] I love it

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Alicia Herber / BuzzFeed

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When will Instagram just allow long photos ? Why u making me choose between my hair n shoes

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Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed

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today i saw two girls holding their friends hair back because it was very windy and she was trying to eat a donut. i love seeing women support eachother

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I feel like a different person when I curl my hair

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Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed

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me: "i taught the dog to bark when someone lies" wife: "i dont care about that, do you like my haircut?" me: [slowly covers the dog's ears]

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Cassie Smyth / BuzzFeed

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when u do your hair for brunch and they cancel

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once u put ur hair in a bun there’s no going back until u wash it

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Me after I get my hair and nails done and only got $1.89 left in my account

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DENTIST: I need to test how sensitive you are ME: Ok DENTIST: You have a stupid haircut ME *lip starts trembling* DENTIST: I see

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Loryn Brantz / BuzzFeed
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