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If You Get 9/13 On This Nursery Rhyme Quiz Then You're Probably Four Years Old

Are you and Humpty Dumpty still close?

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  1. How many blind mice are there?
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    2
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    Incorrect
    3
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    4
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    There are three blind mice.

  2. Finish this lyric: Frere Jacques, Frere Jacques,<br />Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous?
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    Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
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    Somma la matina, somma la matina
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    Incorrect
    Je déteste le matin, je déteste le matin
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's "Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines".

  3. How many men did the Grand Old Duke Of York have?
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    8,000
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    Incorrect
    1,000
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    Incorrect
    10,000
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    He had 10,000 men. Which is a lot of men.

  4. Who is this?

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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's Humpty Dumpty.

  5. How does the little teapot define itself?
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    Short and stout
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    Incorrect
    Strong and stout
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    Incorrect
    Short and sassy
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The little teapot describes itself as "short and stout".

  6. What did the third little piggy do?
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    Wee Wee Wee all the way home.
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    Incorrect
    Had roast beef.
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    Incorrect
    Go to the market.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The third little piggy had roast beef.

  7. What did Jack break while he was fetching a pail of water?
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    His back.
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    Incorrect
    His crown.
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    His head.
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    Wrong!

    Jack broke his crown.

  8. What's the name of this lady who has a little lamb?

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    Wrong!

    It's Mary!

  9. When mummy phoned the doctor what did the doctor say?
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    Your daughters head should not be popping off.
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    Incorrect
    No more monkeys jumping on the bed.
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    Sorry, I'm off to Gloucester.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    The doctor insisted that no more monkeys jump on the bed.

  10. Where does the muffin man live?
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    He lives on Drury Lane.
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    He lives on Windmill Lane.
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    Incorrect
    He lives on Drury Road.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    He lives on Drury Lane.

  11. Who are these people?

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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    They're Jack and Jill!

  12. How long do the wheels on the bus go round and round for?
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    All day long
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    9am - 5pm
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    All night long
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    They go round and round all day long. Duh.

  13. Finish this lyric: If you see a crocodile...
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    Don't forget to swim.
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    Incorrect
    Don't forget to scream.
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    Incorrect
    Call the local authorities.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    It's "Don't forget to scream".

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