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at least click "maybe attending", mate
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wig? secured face? beat giddy? up
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Alright y’all I’m posting these throwbacks of me one more time and if I don’t go viral I’m gonna be pissed
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Casper the Ghost is a cautionary tale about how Richie Rich's parents killed him for the insurance money.
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Library culture is asking a complete stranger to watch your things to prevent other strangers from stealing them
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imagine waking up for church every sunday when u could get an entire year of worship done in 1 serving
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It's been 16 years and I still can't believe how the fuck they managed to sneak Scooby Doo on a plane in this disguise https://t.co/CuLpiRA9N6
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On my way to steal your man
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I love LA
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HUSBAND: I sell pashminas for lizards WIFE: And I saw a capybara yesterday HUSBAND: Our budget is $940K
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Fair play. Zara have designed trainers especially for taking the bins out
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Bitches b goin live erryday wtf u think u is Icarly 😂😂😂😭😭
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*stubs out cigarette* Well, student finance england, where do i begin?
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*Movie's 10 second sex scene begins My dad who's been missing for 12 years: hey whatcha watchin'
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When go to you pull your jeans up but don’t know your own strength
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wakanda forever
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The beauty industry: For men: This can be used as a shampoo, body wash, face wash, lotion, mouth wash, tooth paste, engine degreaser, spackle, or sunscreen For women: We've specially formulated this moisturizer for your left elbow
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When the deadline comes too close
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P...Paddington!?
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Isn’t that the name of the guy that played Sherlock Holmes?
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11 year old me writing ‘and then i woke up, it was just a dream’ at the end my creative story in english
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zac efron: has built a reputable career for himself over the past 12+ years, has delved into many movie genres, is now 30 years old me watching literally any movie that zac efron stars in: https://t.co/bnmZHvecb4
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A Wrinkle In Time deeply resonated with me because I, too, am on a desperate quest to find Chris Pine and bring him home with me.