27 Jokes That I Promise Will Make You Laugh
Ignore the world on fire and just laugh.
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Wife: Don't touch the deviled eggs in the fridge, they're for company. Me:
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These kids took my uniform and now they're taking out ad space to taunt me and the cops won't fucking do anything a… https://t.co/VJRDbAcbWy
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Customers just asked me what perfume I've got on, didn't have the heart to tell her I'd febreze'd myself so I said it were Marc Jacobs ffs
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Sure, that’s a good slogan for a jewelry brand
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Why this monkey look like every girl I know studying abroad
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Me in the fitting room to make sure I have full mobility.
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Is this what private schools are like?
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Dunkirk (2017, dir. Christopher Nolan)
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That answers that.
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You fucking heard me. I said I want 13 fish sandwiches and don't forget the tartar sauce.