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    27 Reasons Why You Should Never Step Foot In Aberystwyth

    Ew who even likes dolphins?

    1. Aberystwyth is honestly such an eyesore.

    2. Like, who even likes beautiful beaches?

    3. And classic British seaside piers?

    4. It's just full of sheep that aren't even adorable.

    5. Ew, no one likes dolphin watching.

    6. The walks offer no spectacular views.

    7. And you will never stumble upon little pieces of paradise.

    8. The weather isn't even exciting.

    9. And poseidon hardly ever visits.

    10. The houses aren't cute.

    11. And the castle ruins add no charm.

    12. The sunsets are nothing special.

    13. This one is just meh.

    14. The buildings are honestly a little too much.

    15. And the National Library of Wales only offers 6.5 million books.

    16. The extreme sports are mediocre at best.

    17. Seriously, the paragliding views are nothing special.

    18. Rafting competitions? They're no fun really.

    19. The Transport is just so gross.

    20. Especially the 120 year-old Cliff Railway which really doesn't deliver on scenic views.

    21. The food is tasteless.

    22. and pretty grim.

    23. Why visit somewhere that has over 50 pubs?

    24. It's a concrete jungle which offers nothing in the way of nature.

    25. Or breathtaking beauty.

    26. And the starlings are nothing special.

    27. Honestly, Aberystwyth needs to try harder.