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Choose Some Dad Things And We'll Tell You A Dad Joke

No one does jokes like dads.

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    Neil Patrick-Harris
    Neil Patrick-Harris
    Channing Tatum
    Channing Tatum
    Will Smith
    Will Smith
    Jay Z
    Jay Z
    John Cho
    John Cho
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    Tell them about your most embarrassing moment.
    Give them a firm handshake and pat on the back.
    Take a vague interest in the interests of the other person but get everything wrong.
    Scruff up their hair.
    Tell them a fact about something you heard on the radio.
    Offer them a hug but make it too long.
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  6. Dexys Midnight Runners - "Come On Eileen"
    Rihanna - "SOS"
    UB40 - "Red Red Wine"
    Whitney Houston - "I'm Every Woman"
    Cher - "Believe"
    Dolly Parton - "9 to 5"
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    Tool kit
    Tool kit
    Duct tape
    Duct tape
    Warm hat
    Warm hat
    Squeegee
    Squeegee
    Washing line
    Washing line
    Baking tray
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    Baking tray
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    "Ok, grumpy guts"
    "Someone got out of the wrong side of the bed this morning"
    "Ooo look what the cat dragged in."
    "Cheer up, it may never happen."
    *Farts* "Was that you?"
    "You wouldn't know, you've had it easy."
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    The kettle
    The kettle
    The washing machine
    The washing machine
    The door hinge
    The door hinge
    The taps
    The taps
    The oven
    The oven
    This vase
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    This vase
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    Don’t make decisions when you’re angry. Don’t make promises when you’re happy.
    If you blame it on someone else, don’t expect it to get better.
    Figure out what you love to do, and then figure out how to get someone to pay you to do it.
    Live life to the fullest because you may not have it tomorrow.
    Rather go to bed supperless than run in debt for a breakfast.
    The best cure for a short temper is a long walk.

Choose Some Dad Things And We'll Tell You A Dad Joke

You got: Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!
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You got: What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.
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You got: Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.
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You got: I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.
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You got: I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.
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You got: What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”
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