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Choose Some Dad Things And We'll Tell You A Dad Joke

CHOOSE A NICKNAME TO CALL ANYONE YOUNGER THAN YOU

CHOOSE SOMETHING TO FIX THAT DOESN'T NEED FIXING

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was in tents!

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. If the cow has no legs, then it’s ground beef.

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn't see himself doing it.

I was interrogated over the theft of a cheese toastie. Man, they really grilled me.

I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.

What did the horse say after it tripped? "Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

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