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32 Tweets That Prove That British Humour Is The Best Sense Of Humour

"Someone told me Neil from Art Attack is Banksy and I believe it."

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To all GCSE pupils, my maths teacher told me I was going to be a dodgy 2nd hand car salesman. Well look at me now. Can't even drive ya cunt

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When your mum sends you to the chippy to get some chips and doesn't ask for her change back

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I NEED TO KNOW WHY EVERYONE SAID I COULD SAVE MONEY BRINGIN LUNCH TO WORK ITS 9:43 I ATE THE LUNCH NOW I HAVE TO BU… https://t.co/yxJNny90Mg

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Is it just me or does this sandal look like the bead game in the doctors waiting room 🤔😂

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Marks & Spencer are catering for the kind of kid I was at school

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This how fans of sherlock and doctor who pose for their Facebook photos

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someone told me Neil from Art Attack is Banksy and I believe it

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Saw this on the tube today, I had to get off and wait for the next one.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's diluting juice phahahah

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The joke: ▶ 🔘──────── 00:07 The lecture my parents give me after they take the joke too seriously: ▶ 🔘──────── 08:04:43

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when your nan brings the biscuit barrel out..

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Someone has got to be editing his head because I refuse to believe it's that disproportionate 😩

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Feel like pure shit just want her back

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Someone is taking gear in the boys toilets "not a problem leave it to me I'll check"

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Hate when I get delivery and my mum says "thought u where skint" mind ur own fucking business hen xx

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me n andy r out for lunch look at the size of this pepper grinder lmfaoooooo

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My mum just put her hands over the dogs face when an rspca advert came on and said 'you don't need to be seeing your friends in that state'

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coworker: any big plans after work tonight? me:

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The shameful legacy of Bullseye continues to blight our streets.

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Delivery guy: Could I use your toilet? Me: Yes sure it's the door under the stairs. Delivery guy: Which one? Me: Er… https://t.co/GOtRgbkxsd

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honestly last night someone asked me if crabs think we walk sideways n a havent stopped thinkin about it since

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I'm begging of you please don't take my man

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Be outside portaloo's at festivals waiting for a piss n 10 gal will walk out like it's the fuckin tardis off doctor who

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Customers just asked me what perfume I've got on, didn't have the heart to tell her I'd febreze'd myself so I said it were Marc Jacobs ffs

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WIFE: This is for a tweet isn't it...

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"I'd like you to paint me a cat." "A what?" "A cat. You do know what a cat is, right? You've seen a cat?" "Uh, yeah… https://t.co/RiTvmjM0Uy

A tweet has been removed from this post because it was written by a Twitter user in Ireland.