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29 Tweets About Kids Films That Will Crack You Up

"Rapunzel's pubes must have been next level"

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The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish

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You (hasn't seen Ratatouille): gross get this rat outta here Me (smart, has seen Ratatouille): now wait just a minute

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don't👏claim👏to👏like👏politics👏if👏you👏don't👏even👏know👏who👏this👏is👏

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Rapunzel's pubes must have been next level.

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[Stock market crashes] "Oh no, I better check on my investments!" *opens cupboard over top of the sink* [1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]

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[checks window] [locks door] [starts to tweet] shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY

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What scene was this in Finding Nemo

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[watching lion king] TIMON: hakuna matata ME: *whispering to date* that means no worries TIMON: it means no worries ME: see?

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*slams hands on table* HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?

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[pitch meeting] Okay so it's a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it "100 Dalmatians." [idea man pipes in] Let's think bigger

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Pretty cool how the Little Mermaid left her family, sold her voice and risked her life all because she wanted the D

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Belle could have easily set up some kind of literacy program in her town instead of being a pretentious snit about it

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"Sorry I'm late, I got held up." - Simba

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If I was Elsa I totally would have built my ice castle about 100 yards further away from the edge of that cliff.

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Simba - "welcome to... The bone zone" Nala - "the what?" Simba - "elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"

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We really never talked enough about the fact that Ariel's main hobby was "looting corpses for whatever they had in their pockets."

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[stuart little stops next to me at the light in his fuckin sweet ass little red car] my gf, immediately: i think we should see other people

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Pro Tip for parents: DON’T buy the Finding Dory night light. When you turn it on in the dark… this happens.

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me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?" therapist: "i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"

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I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman

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bae:come over me:The Incredibles is on tv bae:my parents aren't home me:it's limited commercials bae:i need u me:he can't find his supersuit

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Every picture of the E.T. from the Universal Studios ride looks like he's destroying you in a rap battle

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My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat.

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I would have instantly hit ET with a hammer and screamed the entire time

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my lil cousin gotta stop leaving his shampoo here I've never been more uncomfortable taking a shit in my life