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    28 British Tweets From November Alone That Prove Brits Can Be Funny In Any Month

    "Throwback to when I spent £12 on a sugar lip scrub from Lush then got stoned the same day and ate it."

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    So a Shopping Centre on the Isle of Man just had their Christmas decorations done... 👀

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    UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want EU: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want UK: I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want EU: So tell me what you want, what you really, really want [Repeats for 28 months] https://t.co/QJVPDIkgHa

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    when your mate throws away their half-eaten kebab after a night out

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    Throwback to when I spent £12 on a sugar lip scrub from lush then got stoned the same day and ate it

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    Theresa May accepting resignations over Brexit https://t.co/zFvChz5NvV

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    "You know what we are babes" "Fucking filth destroyers"

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    Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet in Titanic (1997)

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    *Hears anyone say the word disgusting* My brain- Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me - WELL IT WAS FUCKING ONE OF YAS

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    You: taking the mick Me, an intellectual: extracting the Michael

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    I wonder if Skai Jackson knows that her sweet face is being used to sell fried chicken in south London 😂

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    *Place 4th on come dine with me* My brain- Don’t say it! Don’t say it! Don’t say it! Don’t say it! Me: “Enjoy the money. I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on”

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    I met this guy on holiday this summer-we had a such a great connection but I changed my number and we lost touch. Twitter do your thing😭🙏🏿❤ https://t.co/rBekHA6TeL

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    Don't normally do this but wanted to share. A year ago I wasn't happy with my body so I decided to do something about it. I joined the gym and I'm happy to say my nipples are now 4 times larger than they were last year. Still got a long way to go but I'm proud of my progress. https://t.co/ftJndfefaQ

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    Holly Willoughby is a class presenter to be fair but they should have definitely replaced Ant with Little Ant. What was the point in Little Ant and Dec if they weren’t growing them specifically to come off the bench in a crisis like this?

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    David Attenborough: “mother and chick are safe...” my brain: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it David Attenborough: “...for now” #Dynasties

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    In this scientific study we will expose the link between looking like a struggling magician and judging the "quality" of women. https://t.co/1y9v7SqWZW

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    one taught me love one taught me patience one taught me pain

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    Would have gone pro just injured my knee🤧 https://t.co/i1exqZUck4

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    me: Marks and Spencer’s meal deal:

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    My Mum lost her password for 23andme. Instead of getting a new one, she ordered another spit kit, gave another sample, and had another DNA test! Today, she rings me: baffled, but excited and happy, that they’ve found a twin she didn’t know about! #DNA

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    🎶We built this city....We built this city on

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    One taught me love, one taught me patience, one taught me pain

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    Nah fuck off no wonder my bus is always late 😭

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    boys in peaky blinders costumes are the male equivalent to girls bein sexy cats

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    #Greggs have reversed their logo for free promo in Fenwick's window's reflection 😂😂😂😂 Iconic.

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    somewhere in the uk... in this weather... there is a white man wearing shorts

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