1. You should be wholeheartedly appreciated.
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2. Lao ban Santa is the one true Santa.
3. Be specific.
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4. Stay grounded and stay meta.
5. Always be a pimp.
6. Hand-me-downs are as good as new clothes.
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7. It's not that difficult to learn how to pronounce someone's name.
8. Fathers aren't babysitters.
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9. Always be practical.
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10. Remember, you can save money in every situation.
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11. But make sure to treat yourself once in a while.
12. Fight your corner.
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13. Always be a queen.
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14. Hello Kitty has lots to teach about friendship.
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15. And you should always have your friend's back.
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16. But know that your children aren't your buddies.
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17. Scrabble is life.
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18. It's OK to say no.
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19. Take advantage of the freebies in life.
20. TV should never, ever take a break.
21. It's perfectly fine to take the spotlight.
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22. Always get on with your family.
23. Love who you want, but know that she is the hottest.
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24. There's a positive side to everything.
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25. Always be a badass.
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26. And be proud of who you are.
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27. Because losing yourself is never an option.
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