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27 Lessons Jessica Huang Has Taught Us

"It doesn't matter if you are gay or straight, the one thing that we can all agree on is that I am hot."

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1. You should be wholeheartedly appreciated.

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2. Lao ban Santa is the one true Santa.

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3. Be specific.

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4. Stay grounded and stay meta.

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5. Always be a pimp.

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6. Hand-me-downs are as good as new clothes.

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7. It's not that difficult to learn how to pronounce someone's name.

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8. Fathers aren't babysitters.

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9. Always be practical.

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10. Remember, you can save money in every situation.

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11. But make sure to treat yourself once in a while.

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12. Fight your corner.

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13. Always be a queen.

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14. Hello Kitty has lots to teach about friendship.

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15. And you should always have your friend's back.

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16. But know that your children aren't your buddies.

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17. Scrabble is life.

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18. It's OK to say no.

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19. Take advantage of the freebies in life.

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20. TV should never, ever take a break.

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21. It's perfectly fine to take the spotlight.

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22. Always get on with your family.

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23. Love who you want, but know that she is the hottest.

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24. There's a positive side to everything.

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25. Always be a badass.

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26. And be proud of who you are.

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27. Because losing yourself is never an option.

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