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25 Tweets You'll Crack Up At If You Wish You Were A Winter Olympian But Aren't

"Every day I need more and more olympic ice dancing in order to get high."

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Every day I need more and more olympic ice dancing in order to get high.

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if I came in 2nd in ANY olympic sport.

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Somebody bowl that Tonga flag-bearer down the luge track. It’s important that we see the slippery beefboy break the sound barrier.

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Loving the very natural escalation of these three personal facts about Adam Rippon

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[Me drunk in the stands at the olympics heckling my husband who is a curler] oh LOOK who finally learned how to use… https://t.co/gUE820FdbM

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Me my entire life: Barely realizes snowboarding exists Me 2 days into the Olympics: If McMorris thinks he's gettin… https://t.co/4oVUoHgYxd

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Nathan Chen, 18, lands a historic six quads in his men's free skate program at his first Olympics as the world chee… https://t.co/T6IsjgYbSq

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People acting like my bestie after the Olympics. Like remember when you took a sip of my apple juice in kindergarten, still salty bout that

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“I love your outfit!” Thanks! It has pockets! 😊

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(Me watching the Olympics) DOWNHILL SKIING: Oh my God! FIGURE SKATING: Oh my God! BOBSLEDDING: Oh my God! SNOWBOARD… https://t.co/kHH78c7AWs

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ice skating is just walking but in cursive

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If you’re bad at Curling, there’s plenty of broom for improvement.

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me watching the winter olympics acting like i know everything about ice skating after seeing I, Tonya once

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Me a week ago: Ice skating?! Haha. Whatever. Me today: NAGASU!! FIRST AMERICAN WOMAN TO LAND A TRIPLE AXLE IN OLYMPIC COMPETITION!!

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Damn the Winter Olympics are crazy this year:

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just give me. a long stretch of hardwood floor. with a slice of cheese. at the end. and i’ll show you speed skating

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It is SUCH a bummer I’m not an Olympic figure skater Don’t u wanna see a soft butch out there no makeup skating to Fast Car

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Y'all are stuck in 2018 watching the Olympics in 2D while I'm in the future watching it in 3D

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They should combine curling and Figure skating. Try to knock your opponent over by sliding stones on the ice during… https://t.co/2XIMvv8IMJ

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Your definitive guide to the sports of the 2018 Winter Olympics

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The Winter Olympics are fun because 85% of the events would kill you if you tried them: Giant slalom - dead Half pi… https://t.co/MPywHd9Jld

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Me: unable to run more than a mile without wanting to die Me watching the Olympics: how tf are you not stomping th… https://t.co/QsFLCUNF4L

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Before every Olympic event they should send out one average person to perform the upcoming event. To fall on their… https://t.co/Bsqdf4j1hn

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[watching curling] after 1 mins: ugh this is dull 10 mins: he's overdone the turn on this stone 30 mins: three in t… https://t.co/OJbAv9v0WD