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25 Hilarious Tweets About Sending Nudes

"Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit."

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1. This photoshoot.

[posing nude] ME: make sure to capture all of my body's contours DMV GUY: again, this is entirely inappropriate for a license photo

2. This saucy pic.

3. This miracle.

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4. This laundry disaster.

I hate it when i drop my laundry. @totalfratmove

5. This gift.

*when she send you nudes and you ain't even ask for em*

6. This comparison to one of the greats.

Nudes are an art, you aren't a hoe you're a Leonarhoe Da Vinci.

7. And this one too.

nudes are art so you ain't a hoe you a vincent van ghoe

8. This very, very accurate moment.

when he sees u naked for the first time

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9. This brutal comeback.

Want his attention? Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply "Oops, wrong person"

10. This explicit photoshoot.

11. This totally real biblical story.

[In the beginning, God created the heavens and earth...] EARTH: yo GOD: what? EARTH: send nudes GOD: *creates Adam & Eve* EARTH: nice

12. This absolute burn.

I don't know what's more embarrassing, accidentally sending nudes to your boss or getting a pay decrease as a result of your nudes.

13. And this letdown.

When you send him your highest quality nudes and all you get back is an "oh nice"

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14. This intellectual conversation.

regular people: good morning baby, i love u me (an intellectual): wake up send nudes bitch

15. This gingerbread disaster.

I hate it when my sprinkles spill..πŸ™„ #deckthehalls

16. This danger.

When you go to compose a tweet and your nudes pop up on the bottom of the screen like sis can I get some privacy

17. This actual horror.

Kidnapper: Pay up or I'll leak your nudes Me: So what? K: Then I'll tweet your drafts M: Ok don't do anything crazy we can work this out

18. This woodwork disaster.

I hate it when I drop my sandpaper

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19. This pitch.

Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit.

20. This artistic flair.

Adding the final touches to my photoshopped nudes before I send it off

21. This wholesome request gone wrong.

[texting my girlfriend] wyd? "Just finished my homework" Cool, Send a pic (; ? *gf sends a nude* Ewww wtf!! i meant of your homework!

22. This ultimate revenge.

if someone broke up with me id stop talking to them for months and then "accidentally" send them my best nudes & then continue not talking

23. This historically accurate advice.

24. This artwork.

Just found my old line rider i made in school

25. And this accident.

one day I'll get the hang of this πŸ˜”πŸ˜”

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