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23 Weird Things Girls Do In Front Of The Mirror But Don't Talk About

Your Oscars speech is practiced to perfection.

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1. Every girl has done a makeup tutorial for absolutely no one and not filmed it at all.

if you don't talk to your reflection in the mirror as if you're doing a youtube tutorial are you even doing your makeup??

2. This usually starts off as a "simple smokey eye" and turns into full on drag queen look with bright lipstick and contour you would never wear outside.

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3. Then you remember you have to go out, or you're called to dinner, and you have to frantically rub it off and answer questions later about why you're so blotchy.

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4. You've pretended to be interviewed about your life life and work, usually hosted by Oprah.

Me thinking of different ways to answer questions at my imaginary interview with Oprah

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5. And you've obviously pretended to interview your favourite celebs at the Oscars red carpet.

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6. You've also collected your Oscars award for "Best Actress" and practiced your speech, making sure to thank your family and your co-star Ryan Gosling.

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7. You've rapped about your day and what you're going to eat for dinner.

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8. And you've tried your hand at Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You".

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To you, it's pitch perfect. To the neighbours it isn't.

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9. You've tried on "going out outfits" for an event that's never going to happen, but you need to be prepared just in case.

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10. And you've obviously danced around your room in those outfits with a hairbrush and practiced your moves.

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11. You've squeezed your spots then regretted making it worse.

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But it's so satisfying at the time!

12. And then you've moved on to squeezing your blackheads because those are the trickiest and most rewarding squeezes.

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13. You've plucked your eyebrows and put them on the mirror as a warning to your brows to stay in line.

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14. You've practiced what you would say if you could go back to that one argument with your friend four years ago.

When you think of a smarter comeback after a heated debate minutes later

15. You've also had a huge argument with your future cheating spouse and practiced your poised, but angry, leaving speech.

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16. You've tried to catch your resting bitch face.

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You can't see what everyone else is seeing, you look fierce.

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17. And obviously tried to see how you'd look with a fringe.

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18. You've given cutting your own hair a go, regretted the decision, and ended up at a proper hairdressers.

The shame!
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The shame!

19. At the hairdressers you've feigned your natural face. You've done a little weird half smile half "omg this is my natural face" look because your real natural face was just too grim.

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20. You've tried to practice contouring and ended up with what looks like huge sideburns instead of fierce cheekbones.

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21. You've had a hairbrushing nightmare and spent hours trying to get a tangled hairbrush out of your hair. At one point you've even cried because you've convinced yourself you'll have to cut it all off.

remember when I tried using a round hairbrush to brush my hair yesterday and it got stuck in my hair for 2 hours??… https://t.co/BRjF557doZ

22. And of course you've tried to catch your reflection out just in case it's your clone and you're being tricked.

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One day you will catch it.

23. Mostly though, you just spend most of your time refusing to believe you look like this and accusing your mirror of being a goddamn liar.

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But it obviously can't be true because you're ridiculously hot.