19 Words That Have A Different Meaning For Messy Girls

The floor is not a surface for walking on but another way of displaying your clothes.

Chair

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What it means: A place to sit down.

What it means for messy girls: A place to put all your clothes, from your dirty ones to your new ones.

Floor

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What it means: A supporting surface.

What it means for messy girls: Another alternative to your wardrobe, the floordrobe is a practical way of seeing all your clothes at once.

Bin

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What it means: A place for waste.

What it means for messy girls: It is part of a game you play where you see how high it can be filled up before someone takes it out.

Doorknob

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What it means: The handle by which a door is opened or closed.

What it means for messy girls: Another place to store clothes, it's really good for hanging shirts and jackets on.

Bed

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What it means: A piece of furniture in which you sleep on.

What it means for messy girls: A piece of furniture which in the daytime you can keep everything you own on. If you delve far enough you will find all the socks you've ever owned at the bottom of the bed.

Space under the bed

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What it means: The vacant area under the bed.

What it means for messy girls: This is where all the junk of your life lives, as well as all the dust. You will venture under there twice a year.

Wardrobe

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What it means: A piece of furniture which holds clothes.

What it means for messy girls: A piece of furniture in which you should hang clothes, instead you allow all your clothes and shoes to mingle at the bottom of the wardrobe.

Folding

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What it means: A way of bending clothes to keep them neat.

What it means for messy girls: It doesn't mean anything, messy girls have never heard of it.

Packing

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What it means: The preparation of clothes ready for travel where belongings are neatly placed in a suitcase.

What it means for messy girls: The stuffing of random belongings into a suitcase that took three days to find.

Makeup organisation

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What it means: A way of displaying makeup so it is easy to find.

What it means for messy girls:This does not exist, makeup is gathered up from the bottom of an assortment of handbags and usually a little bit dirty.

Lost

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What it means: No longer possessed.

What it means for messy girls: Something being lost is a very common occurrence, if you say it's lost then it's not actually lost it's usually under your bed somewhere.

Stolen

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What it means: The theft of property.

What it means for messy girls: What you say when you can't find the thing that you thought was lost, "It must have been stolen" you tell yourself, really it's just lost.

Bobby pins.

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What it means: Hair slides which hold up hair.

What it means for messy girls: Hair slides that do not live in one place, they are everywhere, they are omnipresent.

Bottom of bag

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What it means: The base of a bag.

What it means for messy girls: A sea of crumbs that you must never touch, if you do then you will cringe for days.

Kitchen surface

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What it means: The countertops in the kitchen.

What it means for messy girls: The place where all your food, pans, and dirty dishes live. It is also where you will always find your keys and other pesky belongings that you're sure you didn't put there.

Bath

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What it means: A container for water or other cleansing liquid.

What it means for messy girls: A tub surrounded by empty shampoo and conditioner bottles, each one you will shake to get scraps out of but never throw away.

Text

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What it means: An instant message.

What it means for messy girls: A cry for help in case someone else has seen that thing you've lost.

Phone

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What it means: A portable electronic telephone device.

What it means for messy girls: The thing that magically escapes your hand and always ends up in some random place somewhere.

Important documents

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What it means: Information printed on paper that has utmost importance.

What it means for messy girls: Information that you know is somewhere in the house, but you could not for the life of you find it if you tried.