19 Things You'll Know If The Sun Is Your Greatest Enemy
Don't be fooled everyone, the sun is worse than Voldemort.
Ok so everyone worships the sun, but you, you know just how cruel it can be and have been mortal enemies with it for years.
It all started when you were born, and you were blessed with a body that just couldnt stand the fucking heat.
You quickly realised that the heat couldn't stand you either and lives to make you suffer on sunny days.
And if it's feeling particularly malicious it will just make your skin fall off, no big deal.
Most of the time though the sun just makes you extremely sweaty.
And makes it impossible for you to wear makeup.
It refuses to let you wear anything you actually want to.
The sun hates your thighs and will stop at nothing until they're destroyed.
And the evil sun is against spooning, so of course you can't do that either.
One of the reasons the sun is your greatest enemy is that it plays mind games with you, you never know if it's coming out or not.
And of course, like any true villain, it refuses to let you sleep.
The cruellest thing the sun does to you though, is steal your friends, because while you’re hiding from the heat, they’re out enjoying it.
And you have to listen to them all be like "the sun is vital for all life to thrive".
But the worst part is the sun fucking knows we need it.
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