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    Posted on Jun 20, 2017

    19 Things You'll Know If The Sun Is Your Greatest Enemy

    Don't be fooled everyone, the sun is worse than Voldemort.

    1. Ok so everyone worships the sun, but you, you know just how cruel it can be and have been mortal enemies with it for years.

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    2. It all started when you were born, and you were blessed with a body that just couldnt stand the fucking heat.

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    3. You quickly realised that the heat couldn't stand you either and lives to make you suffer on sunny days.

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    4. Sometimes it feels like the sun is just waiting for you to step out of the shadows, and as soon as you do BAM you're burnt.

    The fact that I sat in the sun for 5 minutes today and got this much sun burn is ridiculous! #whitegirl 🔥

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    5. If you don't get sunburn then don't worry the sun will make sure you get prickly heat.

    Why hello prickly heat, I've seen you all day now please just go away and leave me alone. #sunproblems

    6. And if it's feeling particularly malicious it will just make your skin fall off, no big deal.

    7. Most of the time though the sun just makes you extremely sweaty.

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    8. And makes it impossible for you to wear makeup.

    9. It refuses to let you wear anything you actually want to.

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    10. You literally can't do anything, not even your car is safe.

    I love the summer because I love how my ass and thighs form an irreparable bond with the car's scorching hot leather seat

    11. The sun hates your thighs and will stop at nothing until they're destroyed.

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    12. It's impossible for you to form any kind of relationship when the sun is about.

    This is "I love you, but it's too hot to be touched" weather.

    13. And the evil sun is against spooning, so of course you can't do that either.

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    14. One of the reasons the sun is your greatest enemy is that it plays mind games with you, you never know if it's coming out or not.

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    15. And of course, like any true villain, it refuses to let you sleep.

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    16. Because of the sun you have to lie in a pool of your own sweat all night and worship the cold side of the pillow.

    You might want to think twice before turning your pillow over tonight

    17. The cruellest thing the sun does to you though, is steal your friends, because while you’re hiding from the heat, they’re out enjoying it.

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    18. And you have to listen to them all be like "the sun is vital for all life to thrive".

    19. But the worst part is the sun fucking knows we need it.

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    And that's why it's the greatest villain of all.

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