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14 Things Beauty Bloggers Should Try Instead Of A Beauty Blender

If you thought condoms were the limit, you were wrong.

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There's recently been a trend of beauty bloggers using bizzarre things to apply and blend their makeup – things like condoms and tampons.

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Some believe that this trend has gone too far, but honestly it has not gone far enough. Here are a few suggestions as to what they should use next:

1. A washing-up sponge.

Beauty bloggers have tried everything but the kitchen sink, so naturally something from the kitchen sink is next. The scouring part would come in handy when things go wrong.
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Beauty bloggers have tried everything but the kitchen sink, so naturally something from the kitchen sink is next. The scouring part would come in handy when things go wrong.

2. A foam finger.

Still a sponge, but a hilariously comical one to apply makeup with.
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Still a sponge, but a hilariously comical one to apply makeup with.

3. A cold, wet fish.

This fish would guarantee a smooth application and might actually let you in on some makeup tips if you listen to it and treat it well.
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This fish would guarantee a smooth application and might actually let you in on some makeup tips if you listen to it and treat it well.

4. A flaccid penis.

Get that flawless coverage and a dewy complexion with the use of unexcited genitals.
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Get that flawless coverage and a dewy complexion with the use of unexcited genitals.

5. An erect penis.

Contouring has never been easier than it is with an erect penis. Just remember to be very, very careful.
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Contouring has never been easier than it is with an erect penis. Just remember to be very, very careful.

6. Your cat's tail.

Your cat might get a little pissed off but those scratches will be worth it when you're flawlessly blended and contoured.
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Your cat might get a little pissed off but those scratches will be worth it when you're flawlessly blended and contoured.

7. A Victoria sponge.

It's like a Beautyblender, but a lot more delicious.
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It's like a Beautyblender, but a lot more delicious.

8. Usain Bolt's gold medal that he won in the men's 200m in the Rio 2016 Olympics.

Ever the businessman, Usain Bolt is selling his gold medals on Etsy in order for you to have stunning makeup.
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Ever the businessman, Usain Bolt is selling his gold medals on Etsy in order for you to have stunning makeup.

9. A live jellyfish.

Is your YouTube subscriber count going down? Liven things up a little by introducing a dangerous animal to your makeup tutorials.
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Is your YouTube subscriber count going down? Liven things up a little by introducing a dangerous animal to your makeup tutorials.

10. Your grandma's dentures.

Your grandma really doesn't need them for anything important, and what's more important than your contour? The molars especially help to blend.
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Your grandma really doesn't need them for anything important, and what's more important than your contour? The molars especially help to blend.

11. The United States constitution.

If all beauty bloggers started to use the constitution to contour then not only would they perpetually look on point but also their viewers would be educated in the fundamental laws of America.
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If all beauty bloggers started to use the constitution to contour then not only would they perpetually look on point but also their viewers would be educated in the fundamental laws of America.

12. Those witch fingers you used to wear on Halloween when you were 5.

These aren't just incredibly fashionable but also very, very useful for those sharp contour lines. They're especially great to finish off that witch aesthetic you should always be striving for.
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These aren't just incredibly fashionable but also very, very useful for those sharp contour lines. They're especially great to finish off that witch aesthetic you should always be striving for.

13. A chunk of fresh, green moss.

Moss is great for achieving that natural look. Get it? Natural look. I'll stop now.
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Moss is great for achieving that natural look. Get it? Natural look. I'll stop now.

14. A signed photo of Justin Bieber from his "One Less Lonely Girl" era.

Justin’s signature silky smooth voice would come through the paper to give you a silky smooth complexion.
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Justin’s signature silky smooth voice would come through the paper to give you a silky smooth complexion.