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As someone who lives in Alabama, the snake doesn’t surprise me at all. The fact that the location is just south of where I live does freak me out a little though.

I cry every time I watch it.

When I was 5 or 6 years old, my family and I went to a state park and they had those machines where you put a quarter and get some food for the geese. Well, I did that and was about to toss it to them and one of the little assholes bit my hand before I could even move my arm. Now… Read More

Alabama also has a minor league team called the Montgomery Biscuits. As much as I love baseball, there are a lot more interesting things about Alabama. Like the first 911 call happened in Haleyville, AL and Mobile was the first to celebrate Mardi Gras in North America. There’s the… Read More

As a thank you for working during a pandemic one of the district customer service managers handed out keychains (that we already had) and lifesaver mints because “we’re lifesavers.” Now my company did give everyone very small raises and we got gift cards. The gift cards were still… Read More

It would be ruined by my own dark hair within a day.

Open floor concepts have always worried me a bit because I come from a place that is basically a tornado target. Part of my hometown was messed up by a pretty large tornado a little over a decade ago and the town 30 minutes away was destroyed by a large tornado, then rebuilt, only… Read More

I would redo the whole final season of Castle cause let’s be honest, the Loksat story probably could have been a three or four episode arc, especially if they didn’t split castle and beckett for part of the season. They could have had a couple episodes of them recovering from their… Read More

University of Florida As a lifelong Florida State fan, hell no.

And the picture for homemade cookies is definitely biscuit dough.