1. The Raven He could tell you about your dead girlfriend, but he just doesn't feel like it right now. 2. Macbeth Whatever makes you more interesting than this guy, Macbeth... 3. The Great Gatsby Gonna go ahead and guess things would've turned out differently in this version... 4. The Hunger Games Don't act like you already thought of this. 5. The Lovely Bones Probably accurate. 6. This Bear as Romeo 7. This other bear competing for the role of Romeo 8. A third bear emphasizing his Romeo-ness 9. This monkey who eventually landed the role of Romeo 10. Animal Farm Actually horrifying. 11. Fifty Shades of Grey Amen, Gaston. 12. Poe, Dickens, and Woolf That party would be cray cray. 13. Julius Caesar That's a relief. 14. The Cask of Amontillado Because I buried him alive in a wall... 15. A Christmas Carol Because they'll pay for your Christmas dinner. 16. Where's Waldo? Question answered. 17. The Tell-Tale Heart Because Eeyore was such a downer anyway. 18. Hamlet Ophelia doesn't have time for your shit Hamlet, she's trying to drown. 19. Rime of the Ancient Mariner Seriously bro, why did you do that?