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    The INDISPUTABLE Ranking Of The Most Bangeable World Cup Players From Each Country

    Buzzfeed recently made a list of the hottest world cup players from each country, but two girls were not satisfied by this mediocre list. These girls are experts because their sole purpose in watching the World Cup (and in life) is to fawn over these hunky walls of man muscle. They may or may not have already planned their joint wedding to Gerard Piqué.

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    BRAZIL- Oscar

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    I have no idea if Oscar is his first name or his last name or whatever, but I do know that this boy is cuter than a teacup pig. And that's saying a lot.

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    'nuff said.

    MEXICO- Raúl Jiménez

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    Why don't you just sharpen a knife with those perfect cheekbones and stab it into my heart, Raúl? Because that's basically how I feel when I look at a picture of you.

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    Olympic rings? I have another type of ring in mind, Raúl. Put it on me.

    CROATIA- Vedran Corluka

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    His facial expression screams, "I'm mysterious. And you'll never be able to understand anything I'm saying, which only makes me more mysterious."

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    THIS FACE IS SO CUTE IT HURTS I have to move on to the next post now, I can't take the pain.

    CAMEROON- Joel Matip

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    Look at that smile. LOOK AT IT.

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    I can't tell if he's being sassy or sexy here, but either way, I can dig it.

    NETHERLANDS- Michael Vorm

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    Between the coiffed hair, the slight stubble, and the fact that he's licking his lips, I am unsure how to react to this picture other than fainting so I probably won't finish this sente

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    "Ladies, settle down. There's more than enough of me to go around."

    CHILE- Miiko Albornoz

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    ngowirngrowgknrwgjowrngwrge

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    RUN TO ME YOU BEAUTIFUL THING. RUN TO ME WITH OPEN ARMS.

    AUSRTALIA- Mathew Leckie

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    It's really too bad that Australia's been knocked out already, I'm gonna miss this one.

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    "I'm the #1 hottest guy on the Australian team! Go me!"

    SPAIN- Gerard Piqué

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    I actually take personal offense to the fact that Piqué was not named Spain's hottest footballer on Buzzfeed's list. In what world is ANY PERSON AT ALL hotter than Piqué? Not this world. Not this one.

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    Why bother holding your shirt up with your teeth, Gerard? No one wants your shirt on. Seriously. You know what, just go ahead and burn all of the shirts you own because NO ONE WANTS YOU TO WEAR SHIRTS

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    There are no words so I'm not even going to try on this one

    COLOMBIA- James Rodriguez

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    What I wouldn't give to cop a feel on those pecs. That's what he's doing, right? No?

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    James smells his own clothes on the daily because that's just how great his musk smells.

    IVORY COAST- Serge Aurier

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    I'm SERGE-ing with desire for him

    Wow that was such a bad pun and I apologize

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    Rumor has it Serge can make girls faint on the spot by giving them this fierce look

    JAPAN- Eiji Kawashima

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    This adorable goalkeeper may not let you score on the field, but maybe he'll let you score into his HEART

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    Eiji will be back, his planet needs him.

    GREECE- Orestis Karnezis

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    Can we ORESTis him for being too cute? That was the last bad pun I swear I'll never do it again

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    o-REST-is your eyes on the beauty that is Orestis Karnezis.

    Okay I swear THAT pun was the last. You have my word.

    COSTA RICA- Patrick Pemberton

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    Okay seriously, what is it with goalkeepers and being impossibly beautiful? LOOK AT THAT BONE STRUCTURE. JUST LOOK AT IT AND KEEP LOOKING AT IT.

    ITALY- Claudio Marchisio

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    no. NO. NONONONO do you understand that this face is now OUT of the World Cup? Why is elimination based on athletic skill and not degree of hotness?

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    Look at this- those glasses are so stupid and yet he looks so bang-eable.

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    HOW

    URUGUAY- Edinson Cavani

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    Normally that hair would be an automatic elimination (from my list, not the World Cup, I don't think) but Edinson rocks the flow

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    WUT

    ENGLAND- Steven Gerrard

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    That smolder and classy getup is reminiscent of James Bond. I'd like to BOND myself to him if ya know what I mean okay seriously I'm sorry that was such a stretch

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    And this is how happy I would be if Steven loved me.

    FRANCE- Olivier Giroud

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    It is illegal to be that hot. We'll just have to put him in handcuffs. He doesn't need those to play soccer anyway

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    Like seriously, he did this and it was still somehow really, really hot.

    SWITZERLAND- Fabian Schaer

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    Who knew a hoodie could look so sexy? However, it would look much sexier if it was on the floor.

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    Fabian is picking up on my hints. No shirts allowed here. Ball that crap up and throw it away for good.

    ECUADOR- Gabriel Achilier

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    My ACHILIERs-heel is Gabriel Achilier.

    Did you seriously think the puns were over?

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    Why yes, hello

    HONDURAS- Victor Bernardez

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    Only Victor can look hot while cleaning out his ears on a soccer field

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    This is kind of scary but weirdly enough I'm digging it

    ARGENTINA- Ezequiel Lavezzi

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    Be cuter, Ezequiel, I dare you.

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    Jesus Christ.

    No seriously, there's a tattoo of Jesus on his chest. But jokes aside, Jesus Christ this man is hot.

    IRAN- Daniel Davari

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    Surprise, surprise. Another ridiculously hot goalkeeper. I have never wanted to score so badly.

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    He is staring into my soul please help

    NIGERIA- John Obi Mikel

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    Tried really hard to come up with a pun for this one but failed. I'm sure you're all thrilled

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    Just John flying off of the soccer field since he is an angelic being and has that power yeah

    BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA- Emir Spahic

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    Hey dere.

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    Just Emir performing telekinesis on a soccer ball

    GERMANY- Erik Durm

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    Because Germany plays the US today (when I wrote this), it was really hard for me to admit that any of the German players were hot but ERIK I WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR YOU

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    "Oh dang, I forgot my shirt again."

    Seriously Erik, it's okay. I forgive you. We all do.

    UNITED STATES- Kyle Beckerman

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    BREAKING NEWS- IT IS POSSIBLE FOR DREADS TO LOOK EXCEEDINGLY ATTRACTIVE

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    This logically makes no sense but Kyle looks hot in a suit and dreads with a soccer ball. Like, hot. REALLY. HOT.

    GHANA- Asamoah Gyan

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    When are you GHANA give me some Asa-MOAH of Asamoah?

    Did that even make sense? Or do those puns only work in my head? Whatever

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    Asamoah gettin' real upset that he and I will never be together I feel ya bro

    PORTUGAL- Miguel Veloso

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    That's right. Miguel is hotter than Cristiano Ronaldo (who looks like he should be a cast member on the Jersey Shore).

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    Can I be your PortuGAL, Miguel?

    I ain't even sorry.

    BELGIUM- Nacer Chadli

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    How? HOW!??!

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    This is even worse than the last picture. Thank God I'm almost at the end of this post because I really cannot handle this anymore

    KOREA REPUBLIC- Yun Sukyoung

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    Because he's cute I will try to get past the fact that his name sounds like "Young Suck Young" because that kind of scares me a little

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    Bonus points for flexibility?

    RUSSIA- Aleksandr Kerzhakov

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    Uh

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    Don't think that I'm approving of this jean jacket OR the popped collar. That's not what this is. But I do approve of everything else.

    ALGERIA- Liassine Cadamuro

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    I may be slightly allergic to apples but I'll eat them with Liassine any day

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    Does anyone else think his name kind of sounds like Listerine? No? Just me? Okay.

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