Buzzfeed recently made a list of the hottest world cup players from each country, but two girls were not satisfied by this mediocre list. These girls are experts because their sole purpose in watching the World Cup (and in life) is to fawn over these hunky walls of man muscle. They may or may not have already planned their joint wedding to Gerard Piqué.
I love One Direction as much as the next thirteen year old (oh wait, I’m definitely not thirteen) but their new song “Alive” is basically going to corrupt their fans’ lives. Here’s why.