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Which Shmongirl Are You?

Find out which groupie for this shitty meme band you are!

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  1. What is your favorite band? (Besides Shmongo)

    La Dispute
    King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard
    Radical Face
    Blue Man Group
  2. What is your ideal Saturday night?

    Spending time with my beloved roommate, Jacob Goldsmith
    Making cool! art! with my cool! art! friends!
    Petting dogs and getting really fucked up
    Getting ~white girl wasted~ and talking about your feelings
    Getting busted by DPS
  3. Who is your favorite member of Shmongo?

    Jacob he is so cute kissy kissy mwah mwah mwah
  4. What is your favorite food?

    Chris Young's dick
    Neutral Milk
    Wide Set Vaginas
    Very Spicy Meat-a-ball Yum Yum Pepperoni!
  5. If you were stuck on a desert island with one person, who would it be?

    Someone who would listen to me talk about my feelings. I don't care who. (A cute boy pls I love boys)
    My Pupperino or Reggie the Campus Corgi
    Carly from iCarly
    Piet Mondrian
  6. What is your favorite Elgin Marbles song?

    Ryan Cox is Bad at Jokes
    My Nama Jeff pt. 1
    My Nama Jeff pt. 2
    Hang Up and Hang Out
    What's That Comin' Down the Track
  7. What is your biggest pet peeve?

    Having a UTI
    When people mistake me for my twin, Guppy
    When Goldsmith sexiles me
    When people eat their boogers! Yuck!
  8. Which of these pictures appeals to you most?

  9. If Shmongo wrote a song about you, what would it be called?

    Steve (Farver)
    My Beautiful Monkey, Oh The Thing's I'd Let You Do To My Body
    Dab Boy
    SAI Sorority Girl
    Let's Felt (I use felt in my art!)
  10. Lastly, do you eat the poop?

    yum yes!
    oooo..... i would say.... yes!
    this is my fetish, yes!
    no, i only smell the poop
    no....i AM the poop!

Which Shmongirl Are You?

You got: Cassie

You are Cassie! You love memes, doggos, puppers, and your monkey boyfriend, Jacob. You are extremely nerdy about clarinet and also dogs. Even though you're a kleptomaniac, we still love you! Keep on rockin' the free world, Casdog!

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You got: Becky

You are Becky! You love being smart, playing violin, and the rare occasion when your friends don't call you Becky. Although you are busy being a dual degree student, you still find time to talk about dogs and boys with Cassie. You have begun to show your edgy side this year, and who knows where that will take you! Wow-o!

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You got: Gracie

You are Gracie! You love art, farts, and not showering! You have the best hair out of all of the shmongirls, and your love for soup is everlasting. We love your egg photo album! Keep on rockin, Gracie!

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You got: Gibby

You are Gibby! You love random dancing, taking your shirt off, and being on a webshow made by tweens! You are so much better than your evil twin, Guppy. Keep on being your zany, unique self, Gibby!

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You got: Cam

You are Cam! You are an incredible dancer, a meme boy, and a Jacob Goldsmith expert. We love your funny sense of humor, but mostly your roommate, Jacob Goldsmith! Jacob Goldsmith if you're reading this it's me, Cassie, please unblock me on Facebook please I love you so much. Come back to me. Please. I'll do anything.

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