10 Reasons To Shop At Wal-Mart

The top 10 reasons to take a trip to the magical land of Wal-Mart. As if you needed a reason.

1.

You can find good deals on babies.

2.

You can smoke inside.

3.

You can learn math while you shop.

4.

You can hide the body.

5.

You can hide the other body.

6.

You can meet new friends.

7.

You have the right to free speech.

8.

You can do this when you're bored.

9.

You can buy art.

10.

You can start a band there.