12 Times This Year When Zayn Malik Wasn't Real

He only grows stronger.

1. He gave girlfriend Perrie Edwards a freakin' carnival birthday party

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I was invited but couldn't make it

2. For his own birthday he went to Disneyland

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Mickey Mouse is so lucky

3. This elegant tweet emerged

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so relatable

4. He started doing this ascot look

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I tried it for about two seconds and should have known better

5. He also won GQ Reader's Best Dressed List

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but are any of us really surprised.

6. He rocked a middle part

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I didn't know this could be possible

7. And grew out his hair in general

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Harry and Zayn are leaving barbers out of business

8. This hypnotic strand of hair

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There can be no styling errors with zayn

9. John Stamos becomes a fanboy

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ALL demographics apply to Zayn

10. You can relive your fanfic dreams

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Thanks to the Night Changes video

11. He uses spaghetti as a hair product

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unbelievably elegant and poised

12. He proclaims he is not real

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he knows