Whoever said you can't have it all is full of shit. I mean, come on, just look at this list of rich, flawless assholes and tell me they don't kiss their reflection every morning when they stand in front of the mirror. They probably practice their poses while they're brushing their damned perfect teeth.
Ugh. Let's go ahead and feel a moment of collective jealousy.
Warning: You are about to submit to some hatred, bitterness, and jealousy. If these emotions don't manifest by the end of this list then you are probably devoid of natural human instinct or you already posses enough of these physical traits to be on this list yourself. Either way, shame on you.
For the rest of us, let us proceed.