Michael Scott says a lot of, well...unique things.
Like when he came up with his own definition of "smudge" during Jim's performance review:
And when he altered a saying to his liking:
When he got a little too excited during Pam's contractions:
And, of course, when he tried to explain that the tables had turned:
So whether he got a word wrong, a saying mixed up, or he just completely made no sense, we want to know which of Michael's ridiculous misquotes are your favorites! Tell us in the dropbox below, and the best responses will be featured in a BuzzFeed Community post and/or video.