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    16 Hilarious Jokes About The "Twilight" Baseball Scene

    No other moment in movie history matters more than the baseball scene in Twilight.

    Everyone who clicked on this post is now part of an elite Real Film Studies™ club because we all know what the *actual* greatest moment in cinematic history is: the Twilight baseball scene.

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    And if you clicked on this post because you were like "*eye roll* what Twilight nonsense is this"...TOO BAD, YOU'RE PART OF THE CLUB NOW, TOO, BUCKO.

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    WELCOME TO THE FAMILY WHERE WE CAN ONLY PLAY BASEBALL WHEN THERE'S A THUNDERSTORM BECAUSE WE'RE SO STRONG THAT WHEN WE PLAY, IT SOUNDS LIKE THUNDER. THE MATH CHECKS OUT, DON'T QUESTION IT.

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    Here's everyone who majored in Real Film Studies™ and now teaches "Intro to Film" at Ivy League schools across the country:

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    cultural impact: █    █  █  █  _ twilight baseball tarantino’s scene filmography

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    the twilight baseball scene is still a cinematic masterpiece dont @ me,, 8 year old me was SHAKING

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    no offense but when ryan gosling learned piano for la la land, everyone named him kind of the fucking world but when robert pattinson learned to catch a baseball flying at light speed and climb trees in mere seconds for twilight, everyone calls him untalented??? excuse me ?????

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    I really can't listen to Muse anymore without thinking of that baseball scene from Twilight, aka the greatest scene to ever grace cinema

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    you: supermassive black hole by muse me, an intellectual: the baseball scene from twilight

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    imagine taking the oscars seriously when twilight didn't even get a best picture nom for including a scene where vampires play baseball

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    Film majors always wanna ignore the baseball scene in Twilight

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    My biggest issue with Twilight is that vampire baseball just completely disappears after the first book/movie.

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    @filmgurlthot No one: Twilight’s writers: “how do we show the prowess of the vampires?” The unpaid intern: “How about they play baseball?”

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    your boyfriend/girlfriend should be your 2nd priority. your 1st priority should be tweeting about the baseball scene in twilight

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    sorry babe but the twilight baseball scene stays ON during sex

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    Twilight is first and foremost a baseball movie

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    cultural impact: █    █  █  █  _ twilight baseball actual major scene league baseball

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    @freelancetrash @sarahhollowell Okay but honestly. Get rid of the entire Twilight series of movies and just have them all playing Vampire Baseball.

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    if i die, spread my ashes where they filmed the twilight baseball scene

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