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Posted on Nov 27, 2016

29 Perfect Tweets About Being A Woman In 2016

"If street harassers really wanted to 'rock my world' they'd pay my mortgage."

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Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans.

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"Where'd you meet him?" "On the Internet. I fell in love with him because of the delicate care he used to explain my joke back to me."

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Why I’ll Never Date A Feminst 1. Too many opinions!! 2. They like women. that’s bad 3. None of them would ever date me 4. number 3 again

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I can't think of anything that's better summed up what it's like to be a woman 🙃

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MEDIA: "We can't believe Trump would tweet something so awful!!!" WOMEN OF THE INTERNET: *scrolls through mentions* "We can"

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moment of silence for the thousands of college women sitting in dorm rooms right now being forced to listen to some dude play "wonderwall"

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Norman Rockwell's classic painting, "Free Speech on Twitter"

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Like a gender reveal but instead of eating pink or blue cake you smash a piggy bank to reveal $1 if it's a boy or 78 cents if it's a girl

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Cause of death: Drowned in all the answers to a rhetorical question she posted on the Internet.

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If street harassers really wanted to "rock my world" they'd pay my mortgage.

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Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to...

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Used my #womancard at the ATM today. Tried to withdrawal $100, but the machine gave me $79.

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You can complain all you want about women taking selfies; we aren't the ones naming our children our own exact fucking names.

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If a female Ghostbusters is the worst thing that has ever happened to you then please god let me have your life

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Patriarchy means women get paid less for the same work and also they have to read the time off MUCH smaller wrist watches.

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To every dude who feels it’s SUPER important to let me know their opinion on the new @Ghostbusters, here’s my reply.

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don't tell me to smile unless ur paying for my juvederm

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DID U KNO: women developed passive aggressiveness as a way to combat society's aggressive passiveness toward treating them like equal humans

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they should do a female version of having all the jobs and money and power.

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places where it's scary to be a woman: outside, inside, on the internet, in real life, driving, walking, on the bus, at work, at school, at

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Beyonce smiling next to Chris Martin is every woman who's ever had to momentarily dim her shine to work alongside a mediocre man #SB50

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First date tip: Laugh at all his jokes, even bad ones. Men love it. Laugh louder. If he begs you to stop...laugh harder. This is good advice

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'WAKE UP PRETTY' v. 'EXPLORE YOUR FUTURE'

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"Smile more." - men, to the Mona Lisa

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Wait is this the mansplainin emoj 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

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guy in front of me in line: i bring my DOG on trips & leave my WIFE at home. my dog doesn't talk back or make me sp… https://t.co/j7OhqCwQk3

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Excited about all these up-and-coming leading men. (And their future on-screen wives, who could be born any day now!) #Miracles

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