Buzz·Posted on Nov 27, 201629 Perfect Tweets About Being A Woman In 2016"If street harassers really wanted to 'rock my world' they'd pay my mortgage."by by Casey RackhamBuzzFeed Staff, by Lara ParkerBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. Living Marble @living_marble Telling a woman to get back in the kitchen is a weird insult to lob on Twitter. We can still tweet from kitchens. We have wifi & data plans. 04:34 PM - 14 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Kashana @kashanacauley "Where'd you meet him?" "On the Internet. I fell in love with him because of the delicate care he used to explain my joke back to me." 06:24 PM - 15 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. WomanAgainstFeminism @NoToFeminism Why I’ll Never Date A Feminst 1. Too many opinions!! 2. They like women. that’s bad 3. None of them would ever date me 4. number 3 again 01:25 AM - 09 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Ali V. @alivingiano I can't think of anything that's better summed up what it's like to be a woman 🙃 05:55 PM - 15 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Kate Spencer @katespencer MEDIA: "We can't believe Trump would tweet something so awful!!!" WOMEN OF THE INTERNET: *scrolls through mentions* "We can" 02:00 PM - 24 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. keely flaherty @flahertykeely moment of silence for the thousands of college women sitting in dorm rooms right now being forced to listen to some dude play "wonderwall" 12:21 AM - 26 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Sam Barlow @mrsambarlow Norman Rockwell's classic painting, "Free Speech on Twitter" 06:40 PM - 19 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Meg Monk-Sproul @MegMonk Like a gender reveal but instead of eating pink or blue cake you smash a piggy bank to reveal $1 if it's a boy or 78 cents if it's a girl 06:55 PM - 18 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Kashana @kashanacauley Cause of death: Drowned in all the answers to a rhetorical question she posted on the Internet. 04:49 PM - 01 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Manuzel Tov Cocktail @ManuclearBomb *two women having a conversation* Man: 01:05 AM - 07 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Nina Bargiel @slackmistress If street harassers really wanted to "rock my world" they'd pay my mortgage. 06:47 PM - 25 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Melanie Bracewell @meladoodle Crazy how women have the stereotype of being chatty when 90% of dudes have 45 minute podcasts that no one listens to... 01:57 AM - 10 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. brandi mathis @brandimathis Used my #womancard at the ATM today. Tried to withdrawal $100, but the machine gave me $79. 09:39 PM - 27 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Sophia Benoit @1followernodad You can complain all you want about women taking selfies; we aren't the ones naming our children our own exact fucking names. 11:09 PM - 25 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Siobhan Thompson @vornietom If a female Ghostbusters is the worst thing that has ever happened to you then please god let me have your life 06:27 PM - 17 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Mx. Nadia @NadiaKamil Patriarchy means women get paid less for the same work and also they have to read the time off MUCH smaller wrist watches. 05:03 AM - 26 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jill Pantozzi ♿ @JillPantozzi To every dude who feels it’s SUPER important to let me know their opinion on the new @Ghostbusters, here’s my reply. 09:50 PM - 04 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. tantrum time @fkahucci don't tell me to smile unless ur paying for my juvederm 05:26 AM - 28 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Aparna Nancherla @aparnapkin DID U KNO: women developed passive aggressiveness as a way to combat society's aggressive passiveness toward treating them like equal humans 09:05 PM - 26 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy they should do a female version of having all the jobs and money and power. 06:44 PM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Megan Amram @meganamram places where it's scary to be a woman: outside, inside, on the internet, in real life, driving, walking, on the bus, at work, at school, at 11:39 PM - 24 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Anna Drezen @annadrezen Beyonce smiling next to Chris Martin is every woman who's ever had to momentarily dim her shine to work alongside a mediocre man #SB50 01:41 AM - 08 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. beth wants u 2 VOTE @bourgeoisalien First date tip: Laugh at all his jokes, even bad ones. Men love it. Laugh louder. If he begs you to stop...laugh harder. This is good advice 02:26 AM - 07 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Anne Helen Petersen @annehelen 'WAKE UP PRETTY' v. 'EXPLORE YOUR FUTURE' 02:30 PM - 01 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Megan Amram @meganamram "Smile more." - men, to the Mona Lisa 01:21 AM - 31 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti Wait is this the mansplainin emoj 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣 08:11 PM - 28 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. lil alpha decay @mklvie Finally an opinion i want to hear 08:56 AM - 24 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Lane Moore @hellolanemoore guy in front of me in line: i bring my DOG on trips & leave my WIFE at home. my dog doesn't talk back or make me sp… https://t.co/j7OhqCwQk3 12:13 AM - 23 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 Excited about all these up-and-coming leading men. (And their future on-screen wives, who could be born any day now!) #Miracles 08:57 PM - 11 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite For more Best Of 2016 content, click here!