Food·Posted on Jul 28, 201917 Jokes About Trader Joe's Parking Lots That You'll 100% Relate To"If you didn’t have a near-death experience in a parking lot, did you even go to Trader Joe’s?"by Casey RackhamBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. sphinx @sphinnnnx Nobody: Trader Joe's parking lot: 🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘 🛒 🚗 🚗 🚘🚘 🚘🚘🛒 🚘 🚗 🚗 🚗🚗 🛒 🚗 🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘🚘 🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒🛒 06:51 AM - 28 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Bunny Colby @bunnycolby Oh so you’re into BDSM?? Have you ever tried to find parking at Trader Joe’s on a Saturday afternoon?? 06:38 PM - 25 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. blaine capatch @blainecapatch THE JOB INTERVIEW EMPLOYER: what was your last job? APPLICANT: i designed parking lots for trader joe's EMPLOYER: get out of my office FÌN 07:28 PM - 28 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Paul R. Gilmartin @mentalpod Trader Joes Real Estate Agent: How's the parking lot? Landlord: Terrible. Trader Joes Real Estate Agent: We'll take it! 05:46 AM - 14 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. cyber slut from hell @naastynun horoscope: u will die in a trader joe's parking lot 09:20 PM - 08 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. PrinceOfWhalesHat @Popehat Daughter was being annoying so I threatened to make her practice driving in the Trader Joe’s parking lot. 09:09 PM - 08 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Cornell Reid @corneezy When I have some free time I like to hop in my car and just cruise the trader joes parking lot. U know add to the confusion and mania 12:00 AM - 14 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Laurie Kilmartin: Comedy Attic 7/5, 7/6 @anylaurie16 My car insurance doesn't cover Trader Joes parking lot. 07:47 PM - 03 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Dave Thomason @dave_thomason I don’t wear my wedding ring when I go to Trader Joe’s because I need every motherfucker in that parking lot to believe I got nothing to lose 07:46 PM - 04 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. the drake gatsby 💊 @DrakeGatsby them: ok so we’ve developed the most dangerous parking lot imaginable trader joe: make the lanes even narrower them: done tj: make sure there are lots of blind spots them: you got it tj: *snorts coke* lets pay some people to back out of parking spots at 30 mph 07:00 PM - 12 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Kandis @queenkandis If you didn’t have a near death experience in a parking lot, did you even go to Trader Joe’s? 04:44 PM - 07 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. lukey charms @lukelivesmore sexy trader joe’s parking lots https://t.co/Bc3xMWeqGx 03:29 AM - 29 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Tennesseine @Tennesseine Trader Joe’s will still find a way to make sure there’s no parking.... https://t.co/NDjKvpG7oN 07:51 AM - 29 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Felicity Huffman the 🏠 @jaiography Trader Joe’s parking lot 04:07 AM - 05 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Megan Batoon @meganbatoon my favorite zoo is the trader joe’s parking lot 12:15 AM - 19 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. pisces_trash xD @marshallvore me in the trader joe’s parking lot https://t.co/B32IWLQPaA 08:13 PM - 22 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Jon Acuff @JonAcuff May your dreams always be bigger than a Trader Joe’s parking lot. 02:08 PM - 18 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite