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Tituss From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Is Totally Selling Pinot Noir Online

Sir, I would like 100 bottles, please and thank you.

If you're a fan of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, then you know Tituss Andromedon's pinot noir anthem, "Peeno Noir."

Well, Tituss Burgess, the actor who plays Kimmy's roommate, has turned the pinot noir of our dreams into a reality. Aka, he's come out with his own brand of the wine.

According to his website, Pinot By Tituss ($24.99) is a 2014 wine from Santa Barbara County and — drumroll, please — orders will start shipping March 14.

This means that you'll soon be able to drink the pinot that you deserve while dreaming of caviar and Myanmar...

While sitting in a boudoir...

And, most importantly, while watching re-runs of Roseanne.

Happy drinking, pinot lovers.