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Posted on Mar 3, 2016

Tituss From “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Is Totally Selling Pinot Noir Online

Sir, I would like 100 bottles, please and thank you.

If you're a fan of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, then you know Tituss Andromedon's pinot noir anthem, "Peeno Noir."

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It's a classic.

Well, Tituss Burgess, the actor who plays Kimmy's roommate, has turned the pinot noir of our dreams into a reality. Aka, he's come out with his own brand of the wine.

According to his website, Pinot By Tituss ($24.99) is a 2014 wine from Santa Barbara County and — drumroll, please — orders will start shipping March 14.

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Spoiler: You can buy it by the case.

This means that you'll soon be able to drink the pinot that you deserve while dreaming of caviar and Myanmar...

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While sitting in a boudoir...

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And, most importantly, while watching re-runs of Roseanne.

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Happy drinking, pinot lovers.

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