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    28 More "Tidying Up With Marie Kondo" Jokes That Are Both Hilarious And Relatable

    "After a heated discussion with Marie Kondo, I've decided to throw myself in the trash."

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    [slowly lowering myself into a trashcan as marie kondo watches] this no longer brings me joy [she nods cheerfully]

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    After watching one episode of Tidying Up with Marie Kondo on Netflix:

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    Start of cleaning: I am a calm minimalist earth goddess 10 minutes later: Marie Kondo can suck my left titty I love my numerous towers of dusty junk that have given me depression

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    Marie Kondo is holding me at knifepoint and demanding that I throw out my husband’s ashes

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    My rent does not spark joy, so I’ve decided not to pay it

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    Me waiting for the thrift stores to fill up with all the good stuff now bc of this Marie Kondo Netflix special

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    After a heated discussion with Marie Kondo i’ve decided to throw myself in the trash.

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    how to tidy up your friendships with the Marie Kondo method: 1. hold your friend up 2. check if your friend sparks joy 3. if no, thank your friend and put them in the trash

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    me: hurt me *marie kondo folds me in half, then in thirds, stacks me upright*

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    me: *watches one episode of Tidying Up with Marie Kondo* me, immediately:

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    @ben_rosen Detective Marie Kondo: Hold this box and see if it sparks joy Suspect: wow, it does Detective Marie Kondo: That box was full of the victim's blood. Book him, boys.

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    welcome to my new Netflix show it’s called CLUTTERING IS GOOD ACTUALLY IT IS LIKE A NEST MADE OF STUFF BUILT TO PROTECT YOU FROM FEELING FEELINGS

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    Me going through my meme folder with the Marie Kondo method

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    oops, i accidentally threw every thing away when i tried to marie kondo my home because nothing makes me feel joy

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    I'm not kidding, there should be a Marie Kondo-like show about how people have conversations in groups. "Do we need that longwinded anecdote? Could it have been one sentence? Have we repeated that joke before? Let's cut that story into thirds."

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    Marie Kondo quietly weeping as she attempts to do a Konmari with a dog that keeps finding joy in literally every object

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    I don’t care about the Marie Kondo book debate, I just wanna know why she doesn’t ask the women if their husbands truly spark joy or if they should be thanked and removed.

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    english major twitter when marie kondo suggests they should donate the books they haven’t touched in 20 years

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    Marie Kondo: *folds a shirt* Everyone:

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    me yesterday: this marie kondo thing is some hyper-minimalist twee garbage huh me today, crying and whispering to a pair of extremely old underwear: thank u. thanks for being what i needed in life. your purpose is complete. it’s time. your time to go. thank

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    They cut before you can see but the black van that picks up Marie Kondo actually lifts off the ground and flies her back to her planet

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    Did you know there’s an anti-Marie Kondo, who constantly sends you stuff despite you having no place to store it? Did you know it’s my mom?

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    “Tidying Up with Marie Kondo” (2018)

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    Marie Kondo should host the Academy Awards and put everyone's Oscar in the trash when they walk up to retrieve it

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    If an email does not spark joy, delete it

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    I don't want clothes that spark joy. I want clothes in which I can pause in a doorway, look over a shoulder, and utter something devastating before exiting.

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    Netflix releasing Tidying Up with Marie Kondo on New Year’s Day

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