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    33 "Office" Cold Opens That Will Always Make You Pee Your Pants

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    We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us their favorite Office cold opens. Here are the hilarious results.

    1. The one where Michael hits Meredith with his car.

    2. The one where Dwight gives birth.

    3. The one where poor Kevin spills his chili.

    4. The one where Jim sends Dwight faxes from the future.

    5. The one where Michael realizes Toby is back.

    Episode: Season 5, Episode 9, "Frame Toby"

    —Kianna Stevenson, Facebook

    6. The one where Jim shows up to work as Dwight.

    7. The one where Jim hides Dwight's desk in the bathroom.

    8. The one where everyone cheers when the DVD logo hits the corner of the screen, but Michael thinks they're cheering for him for leading a great meeting.

    9. The one where Jim asks his Asian friend to pretend he is Jim.

    10. The one where Dwight eats an egg and causes a chain reaction of vomiting.

    11. The one where Jim fakes being murdered by Dwight in Florida.

    Episode: Season 8, Episode 15, "Tallahassee"

    —Dallas Brady, Facebook

    12. The one where they realize Stanley doesn't notice anything.

    13. The one where Michael falls asleep after eating a family-size chicken pot pie, so the office changes all the clocks to make Michael think it's 5 p.m. when he wakes up.

    14. The one where Michael, Dwight, and Andy are obsessed with parkour.

    15. The one where Michael treats Pam like they're in The Devil Wears Prada.

    16. The one where the office does a lip dub.

    17. The one where Michael burns himself with a George Foreman Grill.

    18. The one with the KGB knock-knock joke.

    Episode: Season 5, Episode 19, "Golden Ticket"

    —Kianna Stevenson, Facebook

    19. The one where Jim pops Dwight's exercise ball.

    20. The one where Jim trains Dwight to crave Altoids at the sound of Jim turning on his computer.

    21. The one where Jim puts Dwight's belongings into the vending machine.

    22. The one where sweet Kevin tries to save a turtle, which is clearly dead, by gluing its shell back together.

    23. The one where Creed is manager.

    24. The one where Jim and Pam communicate in Morse code in front of Dwight.

    25. The one where the office tries to get Phyllis to say all of her cliché rainy-day quotes by noon so Jim will buy them all hot chocolate.

    26. The one where everyone is obsessed with planking.

    27. The one where no one can remember if Stanley has a mustache or doesn't have a mustache.

    28. The one where they're playing the quiet game and Kevin ruins it for everyone.

    Episode: Season 8, Episode 11, "Trivia"

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    29. The one where Michael tries to figure out how updog works.

    30. The one where Michael is terribly, terribly wrong about the IT guy.

    31. The one with Michael and his beloved, dry-cleaned Levi jeans.

    Episode: Season 2, Episode 7, "The Client"

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    32. The one with the Michael Scott Paper Company and all of the cheese balls.

    Episode: Season 5, Episode 24, "Heavy Competition"

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    33. And finally, the resounding winner, the one where Dwight starts his own fire drill and everything goes horribly, horribly wrong.

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