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    32 Of The Funniest "Bachelorette" Tweets From The REAL Season Premiere

    Let the REAL season begin.

    All I can say is...FINALLY. Clare and Dale are gone and Tayshia is here, and it truly feels like we have the energy of a whole new season of The Bachelorette. I mean, seriously, everyone else could feel that too, right?

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    Here are the best tweets from last night's episode:

    1.

    Dear diary: I’m already doing a better job than Clare #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    2.

    my boyfriend: “when #TheBachelorette has a better transition plan than the federal government”

    3.

    Sees the limo. Sees the first guy step out. #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC

    4.

    Why are these men so WONDERFUL #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

    5.

    Bennett not approving Noah’s mustache is truly one of the greatest moments of tonight’s episode #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    6.

    STOP GIVING CLARE AND DALE TAYSHIAS AIRTIME #TheBachelorette #BacheloretteABC

    7.

    Me watching Clare cry that Dale “showed up” for the millionth time #BachelorNation #TheBachelorette

    8.

    When she says she wants babies after spending a total of 95 minutes together #BacheloretteABC

    9.

    Dale when Clare yelled “BABIES” after Chris Harrison asked what’s next #TheBachelorette

    10.

    Dale thinking he signed up for The Bachelorette when he actually signed up for Married with Children at First Sight #TheBachelorette

    11.

    Me on the phone with ABC customer service for wasting half of this episode on Clare and Dale #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    12.

    All of America when Chris Harrison says we're getting back to Tayshia after the break #TheBachelorette

    13.

    chris harrison having to referee men in speedos for the second time in 3 weeks #TheBachelorette

    14.

    I know there’s some drama going on right now, but honestly still thinkin’ about how Kenny the boy band manager wore his headband. A choice... #TheBachelorette

    15.

    *Eazy finally getting a date rose* Bachelor Nation: #TheBachelorette

    16.

    wow i kinda live for brendan and tayshia #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

    17.

    2020 is proud to replace "helicopter rides over exotic tropical islands" with "pony rides around a La Quinta Inn and Suites while Chris Harrison randomly pops up with snacks from the 7-eleven" #thebachelorette

    18.

    absolutely no one: chris harrison: #TheBachelorette

    19.

    Chris Harrison running to set off the fireworks for Tayshia and Brendan #TheBachelorette

    20.

    BREAKING NEWS: chris harrison is now in the hospital for his back injury from carrying the show #TheBachelorette

    21.

    Chris Harrison during this whole Tayshia Brendan date #TheBachelorette

    22.

    Brendan trying to get some alone time with #TayshiaAdams tonight going like... #TheBachelorette

    23.

    hearing Brendan speak so respectfully about his ex wife #TheBachelorette

    24.

    THAT’S IT IM ROOTING FOR YOU BRENDAN YOU PRECIOUS MUNCHKIN! #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    25.

    Brendon and Tayshia are in love 😍 That’s a wrap, bring in the third #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

    26.

    Tayshia: "I am ready to go home with this man." Bachelorette producers: "not again." #TheBachelorette

    27.

    Tayshia: “I could go home with this man. Brandon is everything” Chris Harrison: #TheBachelorette

    28.

    Me calling ABC to never show Clare again after how she hurt Jason #TheBacheloretteABC #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

    29.

    Someone get this man to a therapist and away from all middle aged blondes #TheBachelorette

    30.

    Not enough Bennett in this episode #theBachelorette

    31.

    Petition for a new spinoff called Bennett in Paradise #TheBachelorette

    32.

    Me sleeping tonight after a peaceful episode of Tayshia as bachelorette #TheBachelorette

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