1.
Colton: *breathes* Me: #thebachelorette
2.
Why does Chris look like crazy roommate Eddie from friends #TheBachelorette
3.
Me: I wonder who the villain of this season will be The male model: *starts talking* Me: oh. There he is. #TheBachelorette
4.
The most satisfying moment of tonight’s premiere #TheBachelorette
5.
Jordan every time someone else gets a rose #TheBachelorette
6.
Let’s do the damn... #TheBachelorette
7.
John: I made the app for Venmo! Me: I have Venmo! #TheBachelorette
8.
BRB, putting "attached to me is professionality" on our LinkedIn profiles. #TheBachelorette
9.
will: i have a harry potter tattoo. me: lame. this is lame. will: here's what it means in latin. me: #TheBachelorette https://t.co/mcEgemj1Sw
10.
HOW COULD YOU KEEP JORDAN, THE-OFF BRAND KEN DOLL, AND LET GO OF ADORKABLE GROCERY JOE #TheBachelorette
11.
me showing up to shop at joe’s grocery store in chicago #theBachelorette
12.
Ok but it’s expecto patronum , not expecto patronus #TheBachelorette
13.
Everyone when Colton said he was a virgin: #thebachelorette
14.
Me trying to figure out how Colton is a virgin? #TheBachelorette
15.
When someone’s not even wearing a pocket square. #TheBachelorette
16.
“Should I tell Becca he’s not here for the right reasons..?” Every other guy - #TheBachelorette
17.
60/40 guy: “I can’t believe the chicken got a rose over me” bitch the chicken was willing to cross the road #TheBachelorette
18.
We just gunna act like Alex didn’t grow out his hair and come back on the show? #TheBachelorette
19.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again...NAMETAGS! #TheBachelorette
20.
The literal creator of VENMO is standing in the room and Becca is giving her attention to a man who took her fishing in a pool. Ok. #TheBachelorette
21.
This chicken dude is literally over here like #TheBachelorette
22.
Me watching all the black men get chosen first #TheBachelorette
23.
A guy named “Chase” might be here for the wrong reasons???? #TheBachelorette
24.
me trying to decipher EVERYTHING that’s happened this entire season based on the previews #TheBachelorette
