28 Hilarious "Bachelorette" Tweets From Last Night
John. Paul. Jones.
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Cam: I have something really serious to talk to Hannah about. Also Cam: I had a 10 month old puppy I had to rehome. #TheBachelorette
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So if and when this show ever ends, at least it’s taught us one thing: Never trust a Luke P. #thebachelorette
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Theory: John Paul Jones has never watched the bachelorette before has no idea what’s going on and is just here for the free food and drinks... I’m here for it #TheBachelorette
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episode 3 of the bachelorette with no context: #TheBachelorette
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He sacrificed himself for the greater good #TheBachelorette
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"Bro, can I borrow your outfit for the date tonight?" "Yo, I got you bro" #TheBachelorette
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Cam explaining his entire medical history and how it affected his puppy Hannah #TheBachelorette
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Cam trying to figure out how many sob stories he can fit into one #TheBachelorette
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Cam’s ex girlfriends broke up with him because he had to have surgery, his grandma died, and he had a puppy? That’s the trauma. I- #theBachelorette
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Cam: Hannah I just gotta tell you that...I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. #thebachelorette
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Me looking for Cam's prosthetic leg #TheBachelorette
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You know who wouldn't look for a pity rose #TheBachelorette
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John Paul Jones eating chicken nuggets in the middle of the drama is a MOOD #TheBachelorette
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My personal apology to John Paul Jones: I judged you the first night and yet you have given me the two biggest moods this season #TheBachelorette
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John Paul Jones and Hannah screaming at each other during the labor simulation #TheBachelorette
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Hannah: You need to change your behavior Luke P: #TheBachelorette
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#TheBachelorette Actual footage of me trying to figure out if I hate Cam or Luke P more:
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How did the two lax bros become some of my favorites? #TheBachelorette
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"The smoothest takeoff I ever had" - Peter #TheBachelorette
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me when Peter the Pilot comes on my tv screen #thebachelorette
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Luke P better stay away from Peter #TheBachelorette
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Mike over here being the smoothest tattle tale in the history of the #TheBachelorette
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When Mike said Can was writing Dear John letters I thought it was a metaphor...but dude was writing actual letters. #TheBachelorette
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tyler c: “i can be your arm candy. it tastes good too.” me: #theBachelorette
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The rest of the guys when Cam leaves #TheBachelorette
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Me watching Cam cry after not getting a rose #TheBachelorette
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Who really says “back in the year 20-14”? #ABC #TheBachelorette
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in conclusion: these are the only men to stan #TheBachelorette