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    28 Hilarious "Bachelorette" Tweets From Last Night

    John. Paul. Jones.

    1.

    Cam: I have something really serious to talk to Hannah about. Also Cam: I had a 10 month old puppy I had to rehome. #TheBachelorette

    2.

    So if and when this show ever ends, at least it’s taught us one thing: Never trust a Luke P. #thebachelorette

    3.

    Theory: John Paul Jones has never watched the bachelorette before has no idea what’s going on and is just here for the free food and drinks... I’m here for it #TheBachelorette

    4.

    episode 3 of the bachelorette with no context: #TheBachelorette

    5.

    He sacrificed himself for the greater good #TheBachelorette

    6.

    "Bro, can I borrow your outfit for the date tonight?" "Yo, I got you bro" #TheBachelorette

    7.

    Cam explaining his entire medical history and how it affected his puppy Hannah #TheBachelorette

    8.

    Cam trying to figure out how many sob stories he can fit into one #TheBachelorette

    9.

    Cam’s ex girlfriends broke up with him because he had to have surgery, his grandma died, and he had a puppy? That’s the trauma. I- #theBachelorette

    10.

    Cam: Hannah I just gotta tell you that...I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. #thebachelorette

    11.

    Me looking for Cam's prosthetic leg #TheBachelorette

    12.

    You know who wouldn't look for a pity rose #TheBachelorette

    13.

    John Paul Jones eating chicken nuggets in the middle of the drama is a MOOD #TheBachelorette

    14.

    My personal apology to John Paul Jones: I judged you the first night and yet you have given me the two biggest moods this season #TheBachelorette

    15.

    John Paul Jones and Hannah screaming at each other during the labor simulation #TheBachelorette

    16.

    Hannah: You need to change your behavior Luke P: #TheBachelorette

    17.

    #TheBachelorette Actual footage of me trying to figure out if I hate Cam or Luke P more:

    18.

    How did the two lax bros become some of my favorites? #TheBachelorette

    19.

    "The smoothest takeoff I ever had" - Peter #TheBachelorette

    20.

    me when Peter the Pilot comes on my tv screen #thebachelorette

    21.

    Luke P better stay away from Peter #TheBachelorette

    22.

    Mike over here being the smoothest tattle tale in the history of the #TheBachelorette

    23.

    When Mike said Can was writing Dear John letters I thought it was a metaphor...but dude was writing actual letters. #TheBachelorette

    24.

    tyler c: “i can be your arm candy. it tastes good too.” me: #theBachelorette

    25.

    The rest of the guys when Cam leaves #TheBachelorette

    26.

    Me watching Cam cry after not getting a rose #TheBachelorette

    27.

    Who really says “back in the year 20-14”? #ABC #TheBachelorette

    28.

    in conclusion: these are the only men to stan #TheBachelorette

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