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    23 "Bachelor" Tweets That Are Funny Because They're True

    Who else wants Victoria to go home, like, right now?

    Let's all say it together: GO HOME, VICTORIA. I know she's the early season villain, but my god she's annoying. Is she the least relatable villain we've ever had on The Bachelor?? I honestly think so. ANYWAY, here's a roundup of some of the best tweets from last night's episode:

    1.

    Bri’s outfit is very Michael Scott in the woods #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @paytongirl44 / Via ABC / NBC

    2.

    the sexual tension between me and the mute button while victoria speaks... #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @DavinaYashar / Via ABC

    3.

    Chris Harrison: Time to fight girls! Ed out of nowhere: I dislocated my shoulder I can’t #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @ChicksInTheOff

    4.

    Me: “I hate drama.” Also me when the drama starts: #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @viallnicholas28 / Via ABC

    5.

    Twitter: @RealityRose_ / Via ABC / Hulu

    6.

    victoria: can i kiss you?? matt: #TheBachelor #Bachelor

    Twitter: @bachelorchloe

    7.

    YOOOOO WHY ARE UR EYES OPEN BRO #Bachelor #TheBachelor #bachelorabc

    Twitter: @gracieecastle / Via ABC

    8.

    Matt out here kissing people with his eyes open like #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @BrettSVergara / Via Universal

    9.

    the ptsd I get from seeing a plane on this show... Peter literally traumatized me #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @KristinMebane

    10.

    The producers forcing every contestant to unpack their trauma on National TV or get sent home #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @kelanda9 / Via NBC

    11.

    abigail and matt making up their secret signal #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @marishakishviIi / Via E!

    12.

    Me aggressively watching Matt and Abigail for any secret gestures for the rest of the season like #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @nelsonmandontya / Via NBC

    13.

    HEAR ME OUT. If Abigail doesn’t win though... #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @SixPackofWater

    14.

    VICTORIA DON’T YOU COME FOR MARYLYNN WITH THIS FAKE DRAMA SHE DOESN’T DESERVE IT #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @BrettSVergara / Via Bravo

    15.

    i feel like the girls aren’t defending Marylynn the way they should be .. #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @boonkcollective / Via Nickelodeon

    16.

    "I love orchids so much" "This chick is TOXIC"- Queen Victoria #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @BarstoolTrent

    17.

    ok hear me out....let's just stop casting Victorias #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @BachPartyPod / Via ABC

    18.

    Victoria not wanting to go outside because it's freezing is the most reasonable she's been on the show so far #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @BrettSVergara

    19.

    Bri: "I was raised by a single mom who had me at 13 and is now moving on with a new family that I don't feel fully part of" Victoria: "Sometimes when I get dressed I don't want to look fat" #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @acceptedrose / Via Pop

    20.

    did.... did she just say OIL AND VINEGAR????? #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @tmilllllllls

    21.

    victoria: “we’re just like oil & vinegar”#TheBachelor

    Twitter: @em_ILY_garis

    22.

    me trying to figure out if “gestures” or “oil and vinegar” was worse #TheBachelor #Bachelor

    Twitter: @_mariagoudy

    23.

    Did Sarah forget she got a rose like save your blacking out for another rose ceremony when you really need it Sarah wyd #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @BrettSVergara

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