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    26 "Bachelor" Tweets That Are As Funny As They Are True

    Here we are...yet again.

    After waiting almost a whole year — honestly, we needed the break after all the back-to-back seasons — The Bachelor is FINALLY here...and so are the tweets. Here are some of the best from the premiere last night:

    1.

    me for months: “i’m not watching zach’s season” me tonight: #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @kathleen_hanley / Via ABC

    2.

    there needs to be an fbi study on how this show continues to suck us in every season no matter how much we want to stop watching #TheBachelor #bachelor

    Twitter: @emlymrtnn / Via HBO

    3.

    only here tonight to get to know the girlies for Paradise. nothing else #TheBachelor #Bachelor

    Twitter: @scoobydoesnot

    4.

    Bach nation: we want to know more about the leads! Jesse Palmer: Zach was a college DJ Bach Nation: no not that #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @TheBachBabes

    5.

    Okay no one and I mean NO ONE screamed like that when Zach was announced bachelor #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @TheBachBabes

    6.

    why is no one calling him the zachelor, this is such a missed opportunity. #thebachelor #BachelorNation

    Twitter: @emlixbeth

    7.

    Me thinking Zach was going to say “Faith” after “Family and Football” but instead he said “Frozen Pizza” #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @TheBachBabes

    8.

    me remembering that we have to learn so many new names tonight. happy bachelor day #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @MoodieforBach / Via NBC

    9.

    Every season I find that there’s a new way to spell Katie #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @BachYouLater / Via ABC

    10.

    Hospitals across America every time #TheBachelor casts its latest season

    Twitter: @myemtv

    11.

    tbh I fully believe Zach actually thought this coffee was still hot from New York #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @erinmurray16 / Via ABC

    12.

    Girl: I get lost in Zach's eyes Zach: #TheBachelor #bachelor #Bachelornation

    Twitter: @Nation518

    13.

    Kaity saying “didn’t expect my ex to be here” and pointing at a trash can is why I watch this show #TheBachelor #Bachelor

    Twitter: @BachelorBob_

    14.

    “Greer is bold. Greer is kind.” Greer needs to stop speaking in the 3rd person #TheBachelor #Bachelor

    Twitter: @petersgolfcart

    15.

    Whoever said go back to ESPN to Jesse just stamped an automatic paradise ticket #thebachelor

    Twitter: @AshTalksBach

    16.

    Someone call this girls parent’s to come pick her up #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @TheBachBabes / Via ABC

    17.

    You mean to tell me this is not all the same girl? #thebachelor

    Twitter: @APsomaras / Via ABC

    18.

    NOT THEM GRITTY-ING AWAY AFTER HE DIDNT WANT TO KISS HER #thebachelor #bachelornation

    Twitter: @tlktothetang

    19.

    that gritty kiss sequence is the most cursed thing this show has ever produced #thebachelor

    Twitter: @erinmurray16 / Via ABC

    20.

    Madison: “i can’t believe i gave up my LIFE for him” SIS, this is episode ONE #thebachelor

    Twitter: @Shelby_Delaine

    21.

    Madison leaving the bachelor mansion #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @Rohan_Nayar

    22.

    Madison after getting eliminated #thebachelor #bachelor

    Twitter: @here4therosepod / Via Disney

    23.

    what on EARTH happened to Madison that she lost three nails on night one??? 🫣 #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @troublesomebks / Via ABC

    24.

    Madison really went through a full relationship arc in 5 minutes with Zach. #TheBachelor

    Twitter: @BachelorFantake / Via ABC

    25.

    #TheBachelor Zach: You guys probably noticed Madison’s no longer here. Holland: Who?

    Twitter: @JecMarie / Via ABC

    26.

    I’ll be a senior citizen by the time the Senior Bachelor finally airs #thebachelor

    Twitter: @AshTalksBach

    So, what did everyone think of the premiere? Are we potentially into this season, or are we already over it?