101 Of The Funniest "Bachelor" Tweets From This Ridiculous Season
We did it, everyone. We survived this season.
This season of The Bachelor has been a *wild* ride filled with champagne, mispronounced words, unnecessary drama, and Peter having an absolutely miserable time.
Here are some of the best tweets about this season (and be sure to follow all your favorite Bachelor Twitter users, who have made this journey bearable):
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ get mad at Peter every Monday ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ #TheBachelor
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This is the level of petty I want to achieve #TheBachelor
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my top 4 after tonight's first episode: #TheBachelor
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This is the best show on television and you can’t convince me otherwise #TheBachelor
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Peter: I really think my wife is in here in this room Hannah B behind a curtain: #TheBachelor
6.
me trying to figure out if it was possible for hannah to join the mansion AND win dancing with the stars at the same time #TheBachelor
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Whoever gave Hannah that mascara is either getting fired or a promotion #TheBachelor
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PETER WEBER TO HANNAH BROWN: "You asked Tyler out on the last episode...did it ever cross your mind to ask me instead?" ALL OF US: #thebachelor
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All the women when Peter finally comes back from talking to Hannah B #TheBachelor
10.
Imagine telling your friends a guy gave you this the third time you hung out with him #TheBachelor
11.
I BROUGHT THAT FROM DES MOINES #TheBachelorABC #TheBachelor
12.
THIS IS THE FUNNIESTTHING IVE EVER SCENE LMAOOOOO #TheBachelor
13.
Date card: Let your personality shine Victoria F’s personality: #TheBachelor
14.
Who wore it better? #thebachelor
15.
Peter’s mom crying and saying “don’t let her go” is the equivalent to Colton’s fence jump #TheBachelor
16.
Hannah Ann saying “fanasco” instead of “fiasco.” That’s it. That’s the tweet. #TheBachelor
17.
She called it “linger-y” #TheBachelor
18.
same energy #TheBachelor
19.
Me at the beginning of the episode: Who the heck is Alayah?? Me at the end of the episode: ALAYAH MUST GO HOME #thebachelor
20.
Peter at the pool party #TheBachelor
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Sydney: Alayah is fake Lexi: Alayah is fake Victoria P: Alayah is fake Chris Harrison: Alayah is fake Bachelor nation: Alayah is fake Peter: #TheBachelor
22.
#thebachelor WE’RE TO GONNA BE CLEVELAND!!! TRAVELING
23.
The producers when they found out Victoria F dated Chase Rice #TheBachelor
24.
Peter: you know this song? Victoria: yea! #TheBachelor
25.
Chase Rice when Peter introduces Vitoria F #TheBachelor
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peter: chase rice? you dated chase rice? the singer? the guy who was singing at the concert? chase rice the singer at the concert? that chase rice? #TheBachelor
27.
WAS PETER READY BE THE BACHELOR? #TheBachelor
28.
The girls lining up to roast Peter #TheBachelor
29.
Did the women on #TheBachelor just unionize and demand better conditions?
30.
Mykenna when Peter doesn’t breathe in her direction #TheBachelor
31.
Peter: “I just know that this process works.” #TheBachelor
32.
Peter: Hannah Ann's a model Cosmo editor: oh so she has a leg up Hannah Ann: #TheBachelor
33.
Peter: Kelley I’m looking for a lifelong partner, someone who can- Kelley: LIZARD #TheBachelor
34.
Everyone: oh my god Peter will not give me any time!! :’( Kelley to the producers: #TheBachelor
35.
Chris Harrison coming in to tell the women there’s no cocktail party and then leaving them to self destruct like: #TheBachelor
36.
Sydney acting like she wasn’t the one who caused all the drama two weeks ago #TheBachelor
37.
the same picture #TheBachelor
38.
I don’t even know who the villain is anymore they’re literally all villains at this point #TheBachelor
39.
Kelley and Madison while everyone was flipping the fuck out #thebachelor
40.
Kelley: you reward drama Peter: not sure what you mean Also Peter: #TheBachelor
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No one: Nobody: Absolutely no one: Mykenna: #TheBachelor
42.
I had to rewind to verify this actually happened 🤣🤭 #TheBachelor
43.
Madison sitting on the floor during the rose ceremony is a MOOD. #TheBachelor
44.
ladies, if kelsey can recover from champagne gate, we can do anything. #TheBachelor
45.
Mykenna being sent home after laughing at Tammy #TheBachelor
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Life comes at you fast #TheBachelor
47.
When you realize Mykenna is literally prison Mike #TheBachelor
48.
Tammy and Mykenna seeing each other at the airport after getting sent home #TheBachelor
49.
Mykenna practicing her breakup speech in the mirror before she even left for filming like #TheBachelor
50.
No one: Tampon commercials: #thebachelor
51.
If you don’t end up with the Bachelor, do you know what makes #TheBachelor experience SO amazing? The friendships that come out it.... Said no one in this cast....
52.
the women tell all for this season is going to be insane #TheBachelor
53.
Me finding out Peter was the bachelor vs Me now #TheBachelor
54.
Madi: I’m very religious and I want my husband to be a spiritual leader Luke P coming in out of nowhere: #TheBachelor
55.
Victoria F every time she has a conversation with Peter: #TheBachelor
56.
Kelley: Not every relationship has to be hard Peter: #TheBachelor
57.
Hannah Ann: *crying* Victoria F: *freaking out* Kelley: #TheBachelor
58.
Hannah Ann: here’s a full list of reasons why you should keep me Victoria: I’m so afriad of losing you, I’m better off never having you at all Kelley: #TheBachelor
59.
Me watching ABC trying to brand Kelley as the villain #TheBachelor
60.
when you just wanted to become famous on instagram but you might have to get married to a 30 year old man #thebachelor
61.
Me watching Victoria F sob and yell at Peter through their entire talk and somehow still get a rose #TheBachelor
62.
Kelley leaving, free of Peter’s bullshit after getting two vacations out of it #thebachelor
63.
The end of Kelley and Peter #TheBachelor
64.
Petition for Kelley to come to Paradise, not as a contestant, but as legal counsel to provide real talk and scathing social commentary #TheBachelor
65.
Here’s who I think should be sent home next #TheBachelor
66.
Catching up this morning and checked the top tweets.... Nobody was talking about Madison’s fifteen year old father? #TheBachelor
67.
Spoiler alert: leaked photo of Peter seen with his arm wrapped around his fiancé
68.
Telling my kids this is Troy & Gabriella #TheBachelor
69.
The bachelor producers: ok so we want you to sing "I Want Crazy" Hunter Hayes: ok I mean I have newer material are you sure you want that song ? Producers: oh trust us this is the song #thebachelor
70.
Maybe Peter would see Victoria’s red flags more clearly if she waved them like this #TheBachelor
71.
You’re telling me this fucking idiot is allowed to fly a whole ass plane? #TheBachelor
72.
Me @ Peter’s brain: #TheBachelor
73.
Victoria F saying her hometown date went well: #TheBachelor
74.
I didn’t know Victoria F was also invited on Madison’s one on one #TheBachelor
75.
Peter: what about us? What about everything we’ve been through Madison: what about trust? Peter: you know I never wanted to hurt you Madison: What about me? Peter: what am I supposed to do? Madison: I gotta leave but I’ll miss you #TheBachelor
76.
You guys, I think they broke Peter #WomenTellAll #TheBachelor
77.
Me watching Victoria F finally get sent home #TheBachelor
78.
Gonna tell my kids this was the democratic debate #TheBachelor
79.
The Women Tell All summed up in a tweet #TheBachelor
80.
victoria f answering the infidelity question #thebachelor
81.
america listening to Mykenna quote TJ Maxx mugs again #TheBachelor
82.
Jed watching the listen to your heart promo and realizing he went on the show too soon #TheBachelor
83.
chris harrison: not even peter knows how this season ends... me: #thebachelor
84.
List of people I thought Barbara was referring to when she said “Bring her home to us” 1. Madi 2. Hannah B 3. Kelley 4. A producer 5. A puppy he saw at the park 6. My aunt Nancy 7. His Sylvan Learning teacher ... ....... 137. Hannah Ann #TheBachelor
85.
I waited all season to see barb cry over Hannah Ann??? #TheBachelor
86.
#TheBachelor This looks exactly like Peter parents 😂
87.
Barb finding out that Madison wouldn’t have sex with her son: #TheBachelor
88.
Peter’s mom: Madison is too religious for you Also Peter’s mom: I spoke to God and he said pick Hannah Ann #thebachelor
89.
We thought Victoria F was the biggest manipulator this season but we were wrong... #TheBachelor
90.
god bless the woman who gets peter’s mom as a mother-in-law #TheBachelor
91.
I wanna see Madi’s dad and Peter’s mom throw down #TheBachelor
92.
Hannah Ann: “I just want you to choose me for solely just being me. I want you to choose ME for ME” Bachelor nation: #TheBachelor
93.
Hannah Ann: omg I cant believe you picked me! Peter: well I had to. My mom made me. Plus, Madison left. #thebachelor
94.
Me watching Hannah Ann at the beginning of the season vs. me watching Hannah Ann now #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale
95.
Hannah Ann: “My first red flag after our engagement was you reaching out Hannah Brown to find closure.” Every single person in Bachelor Nation: #TheBachelor
96.
When u literally cannot handle barb #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale
97.
YOU’RE GIVING NO MOM, UP YOUR I’M GIVING DREAM UP YOURS #TheBachelor
98.
This is a southern “bless your heart” face if I’ve ever seen one #TheBachelor
99.
hannah ann and hannah b realizing they dodged the barb bullet #thebachelor
100.
I find peace knowing that Madi will forever be in Barb’s vow renewal pictures #suckitbarb #TheBachelor
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#TheBachelor Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by this show but will definitely watch next season...
