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    101 Of The Funniest "Bachelor" Tweets From This Ridiculous Season

    We did it, everyone. We survived this season.

    This season of The Bachelor has been a *wild* ride filled with champagne, mispronounced words, unnecessary drama, and Peter having an absolutely miserable time.

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    Here are some of the best tweets about this season (and be sure to follow all your favorite Bachelor Twitter users, who have made this journey bearable):

    1.

    ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ get mad at Peter every Monday ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ #TheBachelor

    2.

    This is the level of petty I want to achieve #TheBachelor

    3.

    my top 4 after tonight's first episode: #TheBachelor

    4.

    This is the best show on television and you can’t convince me otherwise #TheBachelor

    5.

    Peter: I really think my wife is in here in this room Hannah B behind a curtain: #TheBachelor

    6.

    me trying to figure out if it was possible for hannah to join the mansion AND win dancing with the stars at the same time #TheBachelor

    7.

    Whoever gave Hannah that mascara is either getting fired or a promotion #TheBachelor

    8.

    PETER WEBER TO HANNAH BROWN: "You asked Tyler out on the last episode...did it ever cross your mind to ask me instead?" ALL OF US: #thebachelor

    9.

    All the women when Peter finally comes back from talking to Hannah B #TheBachelor

    10.

    Imagine telling your friends a guy gave you this the third time you hung out with him #TheBachelor

    11.

    I BROUGHT THAT FROM DES MOINES #TheBachelorABC #TheBachelor

    12.

    THIS IS THE FUNNIESTTHING IVE EVER SCENE LMAOOOOO #TheBachelor

    13.

    Date card: Let your personality shine Victoria F’s personality: #TheBachelor

    14.

    Who wore it better? #thebachelor

    15.

    Peter’s mom crying and saying “don’t let her go” is the equivalent to Colton’s fence jump #TheBachelor

    16.

    Hannah Ann saying “fanasco” instead of “fiasco.” That’s it. That’s the tweet. #TheBachelor

    17.

    She called it “linger-y” #TheBachelor

    18.

    19.

    Me at the beginning of the episode: Who the heck is Alayah?? Me at the end of the episode: ALAYAH MUST GO HOME #thebachelor

    20.

    Peter at the pool party #TheBachelor

    21.

    Sydney: Alayah is fake Lexi: Alayah is fake Victoria P: Alayah is fake Chris Harrison: Alayah is fake Bachelor nation: Alayah is fake Peter: #TheBachelor

    22.

    #thebachelor WE’RE TO GONNA BE CLEVELAND!!! TRAVELING

    23.

    The producers when they found out Victoria F dated Chase Rice #TheBachelor

    24.

    Peter: you know this song? Victoria: yea! #TheBachelor

    25.

    Chase Rice when Peter introduces Vitoria F #TheBachelor

    26.

    peter: chase rice? you dated chase rice? the singer? the guy who was singing at the concert? chase rice the singer at the concert? that chase rice? #TheBachelor

    27.

    WAS PETER READY BE THE BACHELOR? #TheBachelor

    28.

    The girls lining up to roast Peter #TheBachelor

    29.

    Did the women on #TheBachelor just unionize and demand better conditions?

    30.

    Mykenna when Peter doesn’t breathe in her direction #TheBachelor

    31.

    Peter: “I just know that this process works.” #TheBachelor

    32.

    Peter: Hannah Ann's a model Cosmo editor: oh so she has a leg up Hannah Ann: #TheBachelor

    33.

    Peter: Kelley I’m looking for a lifelong partner, someone who can- Kelley: LIZARD #TheBachelor

    34.

    Everyone: oh my god Peter will not give me any time!! :’( Kelley to the producers: #TheBachelor

    35.

    Chris Harrison coming in to tell the women there’s no cocktail party and then leaving them to self destruct like: #TheBachelor

    36.

    Sydney acting like she wasn’t the one who caused all the drama two weeks ago #TheBachelor

    37.

    38.

    I don’t even know who the villain is anymore they’re literally all villains at this point #TheBachelor

    39.

    Kelley and Madison while everyone was flipping the fuck out #thebachelor

    40.

    Kelley: you reward drama Peter: not sure what you mean Also Peter: #TheBachelor

    41.

    No one: Nobody: Absolutely no one: Mykenna: #TheBachelor

    42.

    I had to rewind to verify this actually happened 🤣🤭 #TheBachelor

    43.

    Madison sitting on the floor during the rose ceremony is a MOOD. #TheBachelor

    44.

    ladies, if kelsey can recover from champagne gate, we can do anything. #TheBachelor

    45.

    Mykenna being sent home after laughing at Tammy #TheBachelor

    46.

    Life comes at you fast #TheBachelor

    47.

    When you realize Mykenna is literally prison Mike #TheBachelor

    48.

    Tammy and Mykenna seeing each other at the airport after getting sent home #TheBachelor

    49.

    Mykenna practicing her breakup speech in the mirror before she even left for filming like #TheBachelor

    50.

    No one: Tampon commercials: #thebachelor

    51.

    If you don’t end up with the Bachelor, do you know what makes #TheBachelor experience SO amazing? The friendships that come out it.... Said no one in this cast....

    52.

    the women tell all for this season is going to be insane #TheBachelor

    53.

    Me finding out Peter was the bachelor vs Me now #TheBachelor

    54.

    Madi: I’m very religious and I want my husband to be a spiritual leader Luke P coming in out of nowhere: #TheBachelor

    55.

    Victoria F every time she has a conversation with Peter: #TheBachelor

    56.

    Kelley: Not every relationship has to be hard Peter: #TheBachelor

    57.

    Hannah Ann: *crying* Victoria F: *freaking out* Kelley: #TheBachelor

    58.

    Hannah Ann: here’s a full list of reasons why you should keep me Victoria: I’m so afriad of losing you, I’m better off never having you at all Kelley: #TheBachelor

    59.

    Me watching ABC trying to brand Kelley as the villain #TheBachelor

    60.

    when you just wanted to become famous on instagram but you might have to get married to a 30 year old man #thebachelor

    61.

    Me watching Victoria F sob and yell at Peter through their entire talk and somehow still get a rose #TheBachelor

    62.

    Kelley leaving, free of Peter’s bullshit after getting two vacations out of it #thebachelor

    63.

    The end of Kelley and Peter #TheBachelor

    64.

    Petition for Kelley to come to Paradise, not as a contestant, but as legal counsel to provide real talk and scathing social commentary #TheBachelor

    65.

    Here’s who I think should be sent home next #TheBachelor

    66.

    Catching up this morning and checked the top tweets.... Nobody was talking about Madison’s fifteen year old father? #TheBachelor

    67.

    Spoiler alert: leaked photo of Peter seen with his arm wrapped around his fiancé

    68.

    Telling my kids this is Troy & Gabriella #TheBachelor

    69.

    The bachelor producers: ok so we want you to sing "I Want Crazy" Hunter Hayes: ok I mean I have newer material are you sure you want that song ? Producers: oh trust us this is the song #thebachelor

    70.

    Maybe Peter would see Victoria’s red flags more clearly if she waved them like this #TheBachelor

    71.

    You’re telling me this fucking idiot is allowed to fly a whole ass plane? #TheBachelor

    72.

    73.

    Victoria F saying her hometown date went well: #TheBachelor

    74.

    I didn’t know Victoria F was also invited on Madison’s one on one #TheBachelor

    75.

    Peter: what about us? What about everything we’ve been through Madison: what about trust? Peter: you know I never wanted to hurt you Madison: What about me? Peter: what am I supposed to do? Madison: I gotta leave but I’ll miss you #TheBachelor

    76.

    You guys, I think they broke Peter #WomenTellAll #TheBachelor

    77.

    Me watching Victoria F finally get sent home #TheBachelor

    78.

    Gonna tell my kids this was the democratic debate #TheBachelor

    79.

    The Women Tell All summed up in a tweet #TheBachelor

    80.

    victoria f answering the infidelity question #thebachelor

    81.

    america listening to Mykenna quote TJ Maxx mugs again #TheBachelor

    82.

    Jed watching the listen to your heart promo and realizing he went on the show too soon #TheBachelor

    83.

    chris harrison: not even peter knows how this season ends... me: #thebachelor

    84.

    List of people I thought Barbara was referring to when she said “Bring her home to us” 1. Madi 2. Hannah B 3. Kelley 4. A producer 5. A puppy he saw at the park 6. My aunt Nancy 7. His Sylvan Learning teacher ... ....... 137. Hannah Ann #TheBachelor

    85.

    I waited all season to see barb cry over Hannah Ann??? #TheBachelor

    86.

    #TheBachelor This looks exactly like Peter parents 😂

    87.

    Barb finding out that Madison wouldn’t have sex with her son: #TheBachelor

    88.

    Peter’s mom: Madison is too religious for you Also Peter’s mom: I spoke to God and he said pick Hannah Ann #thebachelor

    89.

    We thought Victoria F was the biggest manipulator this season but we were wrong... #TheBachelor

    90.

    god bless the woman who gets peter’s mom as a mother-in-law #TheBachelor

    91.

    I wanna see Madi’s dad and Peter’s mom throw down #TheBachelor

    92.

    Hannah Ann: “I just want you to choose me for solely just being me. I want you to choose ME for ME” Bachelor nation: #TheBachelor

    93.

    Hannah Ann: omg I cant believe you picked me! Peter: well I had to. My mom made me. Plus, Madison left. #thebachelor

    94.

    Me watching Hannah Ann at the beginning of the season vs. me watching Hannah Ann now #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

    95.

    Hannah Ann: “My first red flag after our engagement was you reaching out Hannah Brown to find closure.” Every single person in Bachelor Nation: #TheBachelor

    96.

    When u literally cannot handle barb #TheBachelor #TheBachelorFinale

    97.

    YOU’RE GIVING NO MOM, UP YOUR I’M GIVING DREAM UP YOURS #TheBachelor

    98.

    This is a southern “bless your heart” face if I’ve ever seen one #TheBachelor

    99.

    hannah ann and hannah b realizing they dodged the barb bullet #thebachelor

    100.

    I find peace knowing that Madi will forever be in Barb’s vow renewal pictures #suckitbarb #TheBachelor

    101.

    #TheBachelor Raise your hand if you have been personally victimized by this show but will definitely watch next season...

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