The worst/best thing has happened, everyone: Someone has used Rob Lowe's beautiful, chiseled face for evil.
Imgur user StudyOfWumbology left a note for their parents saying that their home had been "robbed."
"Dear Parents, I accidentally left the garage door open after I went to go see Ted. "When I got back home, the whole place was robbed... I'm sorry, please don't freak out when you go inside."