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18 Pizza Delivery Fails That Are Just Nope, No Thank You, Not Today

Pizza, I barely knew you.

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1. You were such a young, beautiful pizza.

2. You had hopes and dreams.

3. You had always wanted to go on a rollercoaster.

4. And you wanted to feel the wind on your face while driving down the PCH.

5. You wanted to sneak into a movie theater and see a double feature.

6. And then you wanted to drink a slurpee until you got a brain freeze.

7. You loved dancing in the moonlight.

8. And you had always wanted to do the Dirty Dancing scene.

9. Man, did you love that Dirty Dancing scene.

10. Do you remember that day at your uncle's lake house?

11. We had never felt so free.

12. You quoted Boyhood and said, "You know how everyone's always saying seize the moment? I don't know, I'm kinda thinking it's the other way around. You know, like the moment seizes us."

13. One day we were going to pack up our bags and move to Montana.

14. We didn't know why we picked Montana — we just did.

15. We were going to spend our days on a porch and play checkers.

16. And on Sundays we'd make fresh-squeezed lemonade.

17. But now it's too late for all of that.

18. R.I.P., sweet pizza. R.I.P.

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