Okay, so here's the thing: Peas are straight-up nasty.
So if you're someone who likes peas — like Chrissy Teigen —then you can just click out of this because this is a safe place for pea haters.
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BECAUSE WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD DO THIS TO PIZZA?
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Like, look at how perfect these beautiful mashed potatoes were before one single pea sullied it all.
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And, please, someone tell me WTF this pea is doing in this drink.
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And, while you're at it, TELL ME WHY YOU WOULD RUIN MAC N' CHEESE LIKE THIS.
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And I don't care if this is baby food or pea ice cubes, I am not here for it.
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And I'm 100% not here for this nasty tuna sandwich with peas everywhere inside it.
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I mean, could you imagine biting into this sandwich and feeling all those peas bursting open with sweet pea juice?
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And just GTFO if you're about to try and pass this off as an edible meal.
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Because this is a safe place and we're not messing around with peas.
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Peas ruin good things! Our former president agrees!
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They definitely ruin soup!
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THIS IS NOT A GOOD LOOK.
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And why would someone try and ruin delightful ice cream with the flavor of peas?
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IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE LOGICAL SENSE.
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There's no reason to hurt a popsicle like this!!!!
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In summation, IH8PEAS.
